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[biscuits]

That sounds like a cool place. The place I go to is a bit hipstery too and I always feel very under-glamourous, their bit of scruff.

I misread that when he offered you a beer that you Rishi Sunaked him and said "no - I'm homeless"

[Dougella]

I need to warm up my head.

[BFG_]

Fat cornish pasty

[3stacks]

My vision gets worse every year. I swear it will just happen until I die lol

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[Ronnie_Pickering]

One premier league football match on today? One?

[Ronnie_Pickering]

Originally Posted by 3stacks

My vision gets worse every year. I swear it will just happen until I die lol

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which prescription are you? I'm -5.

[Kooky Monster]

It's a really good job I have a landland because I'd never be able to find my mobile without it. Now I just need a way to call my keys.

[Stepford]

Is there really any point in life, what the heck is all this about anyway?

[3stacks]

Originally Posted by affluenza

which prescription are you? I'm -5.

Only -2.75 but every year I go it's gotten worse haha

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[biscuits]

When I was at the hairdressers she cut into her hand. Then she poked me in the eye with her comb. I thought I asked for the silent service, not the violent service

[Kooky Monster]

Either I'm wearing my invisibility cloak today or some people are just downright rude.

[Percy]

Can I borrow your invisability clock?

[Kooky Monster]

Because it's you Percy, I'll rent it to you at a fair price

[Percy]

You're charging me?

[Kooky Monster]

Sorry, but I need the money. I've got a fat cat to feed!

[Dougella]

Did we have a downtime today or did I miss it?

[Percy]

Originally Posted by Kooky Monster

Sorry, but I need the money. I've got a fat cat to feed!

You mean a painfully thin cat

[Percy]

Originally Posted by Dougella

Did we have a downtime today or did I miss it?

Nope, it hasn't happened so far.

[Tembo]

I’m thinking that Gene Mutation and The Albinos would be a good name for a punk band.

[biscuits]

How you know you wouldn't survive the zombie apocalypse, reason number 123: forgetting to restock on sanitary towels and having to sellotape some socks to your knickers.

[Stepford]

Why do the projects I start end up costing loads more than I expected.

[Stepford]

Originally Posted by biscuits

How you know you wouldn't survive the zombie apocalypse, reason number 123: forgetting to restock on sanitary towels and having to sellotape some socks to your knickers.

[anxiouslondoner]

^^^ well you've got to improvise once society collapses!

[girlinterrupted]

I quite like the smell of nail polish. Weird because I used not to

[Ronnie_Pickering]

god damn I got to fill my tank today

[Dean Winchester]

A 'rage room', also known as a smash room or anger room, is a room where people can vent their rage by destroying objects. Firms offer access to such rooms on a rental basis.

It is not effective or appropriate for people with anger management issues.

Foiled again!!!!

[Mr. Nobody]

Can't quite believe that Jeff Beck has died today,
Have been a big fan of his since I was a teenager,
What an amazing guitarist he was,
Went to see him in concert a couple of times,

R.I.P. Jeff

[Mo34]

About Lisa Marie Presley being rushed to hospital in full cardiac arrest, she's only 54.
Only 10 years older than me. Bit of a thought really.

[Ronnie_Pickering]

one word for that.... Covid

[Mo34]

Dunno