Last thing you bought

[Merritt]

That needs to be put to music

Bagsy being your hype man, just farting about in the background and occasionally going 'Yeah!'

[Lee S]

A PCV valve.

[biscuits]

Originally Posted by Merritt

That needs to be put to music

Bagsy being your hype man, just farting about in the background and occasionally going 'Yeah!'

See you at number one in the charts!

[Mr. Nobody]

Originally Posted by Lee S

A PCV valve.

I had to look that one up as it looked an awful lot like a water flow reducing plastic 'orifice' for a cistern.

[Lee S]

Originally Posted by Mr. Nobody

I had to look that one up as it looked an awful lot like a water flow reducing plastic 'orifice' for a cistern.

Aye, it does

[Mike.Kzov]

It looks an awful lot like something for another orifice too...

(sorry, someone had to say it)

The last thing I bought was a gardening book.

[Lee S]

^

[Lee S]

I just nipped to the corner shop (Spar) and I was getting a couple of punnets of fresh cherries off the shelf when I knocked a punnet of blueberries off the shelf and they burst open and went all over the floor

[Chess&Junkfood]

£5.95 from Amazon. Come to Papa!

[Chess&Junkfood]

Originally Posted by Lee S

I just nipped to the corner shop (Spar) and I was getting a couple of punnets of fresh cherries off the shelf when I knocked a punnet of blueberries off the shelf and they burst open and went all over the floor

That's where it all starts, Lee! Today it's a punnet of blueberries and tomorrow you might accidentally *wink* knock off a packet of pineapple chunks! Where will it all end? Which is why it's best to draw a lime in the shopping aisle sand as it were. And please, think of the raspberries!

Anyway, that's enough sugar for the evening!

[Lee S]

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[BFG_]

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[genovese]

Originally Posted by lee s

i just nipped to the corner shop (spar) and i was getting a couple of punnets of fresh cherries off the shelf when i knocked a punnet of blueberries off the shelf and they burst open and went all over the floor

Legennnnnnnnnnnnd

Go ask for the CCTV footage.
Anyone knocking over blueberries should be automatically given the CCTV footage as a human right.

They're so round they go everywhere!

[Lee S]

^ Haha

[Lee S]

Originally Posted by BFG_

^

[BFG_]

Second hand motorcycle sat nav and Bluetooth helmet intercom.

[anxiouslondoner]

Raspberry Pi 5 with power supply, case.
Wireless Keyboard and Mouse

[Lee S]

Originally Posted by BFG_

Second hand motorcycle sat nav and Bluetooth helmet intercom.

Do you wear one of those motorcycle jackets/vests with airbags in them? I was surprised to learn that they are actually a thing.

[BFG_]

^

No I doubt they'd be available in xl giant. Imagine how long it'd take to inflate. I'd need one of those inflatable life raft dinghy things.

[Lee S]

Originally Posted by BFG_

^

No I doubt they'd be available in xl giant. Imagine how long it'd take to inflate. I'd need one of those inflatable life raft dinghy things.

Oh yeah, forgot about your size

[BFG_]

I bought a bestychao and a kibtoy. The names the Chinese come up with for products is great. You'd never guess a kibtoy is a magnifying glass and a bestychao are fuel pipe clamps.

[Lee S]

Autoglym car polish, polishing cloth, trim spray.

[Chess&Junkfood]

3.5 strength reading glasses. It used to be 2.5 strength. It must mean that my eyes are getting stronger! Or weaker!

[biscuits]

This cat carafe.



I mean…it screams serial killer, but I know I’m not one so it’s okay.

[BFG_]

Are you getting the matching serial killer cookie jar?

https://www.urbanoutfitters.com/en-g...IZE&quantity=1

[anxiouslondoner]

^ that cat teapot tho
I mean it does give off "I remove people's skin for lols" vibes
But gotta have a hobby/kink/dedicated display area in the Scotland Yard crime museum
Am I right?

[biscuits]

^ & ^^

:O!

Just a cat shaped sugar bowl away from having a Netflix documentary made about me.

[humphrey]

Autoglym car polish, polishing cloth, trim spray.

I have the nearly the full kit, and just splashed out on a more powerful power washer more volume of water, better rinsing.

[Lee S]

^

[biscuits]