Post your random crap here (17)

[Rocket Spud]

Absolutely! Someone has to!

[biscuits]

There's a sale on extendable plastic pooes if anyone is interested? 48p.

[Jen.]

^ Wow, that's an amazing deal. I'll take all four!

[Percy]

What would you do with extendable plastic poo?

[genovese]

^ Shove it in biscuits face?

[Rocket Spud]

Could be something of an icebreaker perhaps

[slrrrrp]

Give extendable sham poo to your real friends and extendable real poo to your sham friends.

[Percy]

Shampoo to your real friends, are you trying to tell them something?

[Percy]

There's a new candyman movie coming out.

[Rocket Spud]

Laying an egg ... rough bits ... bits of straw ... organic... *Charlies reaction*

[genovese]

Haha why is he conducting an orchestra with it?!

[slrrrrp]

^he's conducting Samuel Scheidt's symphony number 2*

*Sam Scheidt (real German composer) probably hasn't composed anything called symphony no 2, I dunno I don't care

[biscuits]

[biscuits]

https://metro.co.uk/video/dog-best-f...-play-2489429/

Cuuuuute!

[Percy]

Originally Posted by biscuits

https://metro.co.uk/video/dog-best-f...-play-2489429/

Cuuuuute!

I like that!

[Percy]

Originally Posted by Lee S

I use excessive sleep to escape from the world and have done for years. I'm often awake all night and sleep all day. It's very dysfunctional but the only way I feel I can escape from my depression and this frightening world, which I have never felt I was designed to cope with. Even as a junior school kid I was frightened of people and society and used to have panic episodes where I would be taken to the school's medical room to lie down on a bed. And I still remember my first day at infant school and the absolute terror of my mum leaving me at the school for the day.

I often feel as though I can only play at being and adult and often feel like I need a proper adult to hold my hand and take control for me.


My younger brother had mental health problems too, only he didn't use sleep to escape but alcohol and it killed him.

I can relate to a lot of that. I use sleep to escape the dark thoughts that infect my every waking day. I find my dreams to be a great comfort in escaping the depression.

[Dougella]

^^^ I used to do that. I reate to that feeling of not being able to cope with life and not feeling like a proper adult, the most basic things seem to take so much more effort and energy for me.

Really sorry to hear that about your brother, there can be a genetic element to depression.

[Jam do Bronx]

Matrix 4 trailer out. Plug me in, baby.

[Percy]

They're doing a matrix 4?

[Jam do Bronx]

^ Maybe there is a Matrix 4, or maybe the trailer isn't real. But what is real? How do you define real? If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. Unfortunately, no one can be told if Matrix 4 is real, you have to see it for yourself.

Ergo, yes there's a Matrix 4.

[biscuits]

It looks INCREDIBLE!

The song they used for the trailer...*chef kiss*

[Jam do Bronx]

^ I know, right. I was obsessed with the first one.

There was a brief time where I would only reply to my friend's text using Morpheus quotes.

Friend: "Hey, I can't print it right now, my laptop isn't working".

Me: "Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony"

[biscuits]

^^ hehehe did you hide all of your mum's spoons just so you could say that there is no spoon?

^ Lee, I have made a fool of myself many a time at the car wash. I do not possess the skills of being able to drive on the conveyor belt thing. Last time the man was ushering me and telling me how to steer. Couldn't bloody do it I can't see what I'm meant to be driving on. I'm not sure if it's because I'm short or if it's because I'm stupid - or both!

Then I went to the car wash where the people do it, but then I learned about their working conditions and pay, so felt terrible. Now I just wash my own car.

How about finding one that is manned by a person. You just say the type of wash e.g. "a five pound wash please" and pay them. The person then guides you onto the tracks. Then there is a board with instructions - usually with lights next to each instruction so you know what to do when.

[biscuits]

Does this video help? It looks like he's been given a code to type into the box.

I didn't watch it in its entirety, so I'm sorry if they say anything bad! Please say if they do and I'll take it down.

[Clumsy*]

DiamonD
Lee and Nanuq

[biscuits]

Aww yay! Nice one, Lee. What was the end result like? I'm tempted to try one too, if it doesn't involve driving on tracks or railings!

[newbs16]

Well done Lee, what's next on the list?

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[Azalea]

Originally Posted by Lee S

I decided to get out of the car and do that rather than sticking my hand out of the car window as there has been the very odd occasion when my electric window refused to go back up - imagine that in a car wash!

but you'd get the inside washed free

Originally Posted by Lee S

The next goal is a dentist visit next Monday for a second filling.

Good luck

Originally Posted by Nanuq

My mum once went through a car wash on the way to Wales on holiday with all our suitcases on the roof rack Numty

I remember getting out of my car to check if I had the roofbox on before going under a low bridge, luckily I hadn't.
That also reminds me of the day I bought the roofbox, my mum asked how I was going to get it home because it wouldn't fit in the car

[genovese]

Goddamn.
This 1 minute Adidas advert from '98 is better than most films at the cinema these days

Best with headphones...

[Percy]

I want an o2 robot.