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blancmange · #**8551** 20th July 2016, 00:19

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Originally Posted by multiple miggs

how come you was drinking? Party?

Ha no reason, as if I would go to a party

I just wanted something refreshing.

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Originally Posted by Cairn

Don't make a habit of it.

I won't, it's not fun drinking alone anyway. I either get depressed or evidently today fall asleep.

David K · #**8552** 20th July 2016, 00:24

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Originally Posted by Cairn

I'm imagining you going in dry. I like it rough.

Will plaster tablet screen later too, me Davey.

Aye, you and the rest of the members.

Wenches across the land strumming like Hendrix. Pints of jizz arcing through the air like silly string. The youngsters who've never had a sexual thought suddenly feel a stirring they don't quite understand. The old folks who think they've left all that behind them reawaken like a volcano. I'm the face that launched a thousand ships, except they aren't ships, they're genitals.

Cairn · #**8553** 20th July 2016, 00:25

Cairn · #**8554** 20th July 2016, 00:27

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Originally Posted by Dimplesxo

Ha no reason, as if I would go to a party

I just wanted something refreshing.

I won't, it's not fun drinking alone anyway. I either get depressed or evidently today fall asleep.

My drinking alone didn't involve being arsed to make cawk tails.

A glass of tramp cider down the hatch every half hour was my style.

Cairn · #**8555** 20th July 2016, 00:34

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Originally Posted by Angelica

Cairn and David?! What is with male couples on here? None for years then two in one day.

Congrats boys

There's room for a slice of meat between that bread, me wench.

David K · #**8556** 20th July 2016, 00:35

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Originally Posted by Cairn

There's room for a slice of meat between that bread, me wench.

blancmange · #**8557** 20th July 2016, 00:39

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Originally Posted by Cairn

My drinking alone didn't involve being arsed to make cawk tails.

A glass of tramp cider down the hatch every half hour was my style.

What qualifies as tramp cider?

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Originally Posted by David K

Aye, you and the rest of the members.

Wenches across the land strumming like Hendrix. Pints of jizz arcing through the air like silly string. The youngsters who've never had a sexual thought suddenly feel a stirring they don't quite understand. The old folks who think they've left all that behind them reawaken like a volcano. I'm the face that launched a thousand ships, except they aren't ships, they're genitals.

This made me laugh!!

Cairn · #**8558** 20th July 2016, 00:42

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Originally Posted by Dimplesxo

What qualifies as tramp cider?

This made me laugh!!

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Originally Posted by David K

Tramp cider is between 5 and 7.5% and looks like the explosion in that gif.

blancmange · #**8559** 20th July 2016, 00:47

Cairn · #**8560** 20th July 2016, 00:49

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Originally Posted by Dimplesxo

lol

What cawk tails did you make?

Custard_cream · #**8561** 20th July 2016, 07:35

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Originally Posted by purplerose

^^for the better I hope ?

Yes definitely.

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Originally Posted by Cairn

I noticed you'd be gone for a bit.

How are you and what you been up to while you've been gone?

I'm good thanks.

Things are just generally a lot better - this time last year I was at my worst with the depression, but now I'm happy, just feel fed up every so often but I'm sure that's normal. I have made a good friend who I meet up with every few weeks. I have changed my appearance - contact lenses and get my hair done more often. My niece was born 3 months ago, so I like going to see her at the weekend.

How are you doing Cairn? I hope you are ok.

Azalea · #**8562** 20th July 2016, 08:12

I'm glad things have improved so much for you custard cream.

Professor Willow · #**8563** 20th July 2016, 10:43

Where do ambitious people get their ambition from and why can't I have some

Also thinking why is there an emoticon for stabbing someone??? wtf??

Consolida · #**8564** 20th July 2016, 14:51

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Originally Posted by Custard_cream

Yes definitely.

I'm good thanks.

Things are just generally a lot better - this time last year I was at my worst with the depression, but now I'm happy, just feel fed up every so often but I'm sure that's normal. I have made a good friend who I meet up with every few weeks. I have changed my appearance - contact lenses and get my hair done more often. My niece was born 3 months ago, so I like going to see her at the weekend.

How are you doing Cairn? I hope you are ok.

It's nice to see you posting again, Custard cream, and to hear that you are feeling so much happier these days

Generation Erm · #**8565** 20th July 2016, 15:30

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Originally Posted by Fungus

Damn the met office warning of thunderstorms and yet nothing, nothing, not even a little one. Its 29.9 inside today.

It sure is hot. I've got 2 fans on. Its like someone turned the sun up to 11.

Rocket Spud · #**8566** 20th July 2016, 16:50

The Met Office are bloody useless unless you want a very general idea of what to expect.

Wondering whether it's going to be as busy again for me tomorrow, there's so many sales on at the moment, and the 'holidays' are on the way.

Still nothing to report on the totty front. I did see a young girl wearing an absolutely scandalous 'piece' of clothing the other day: it was one of those backless things which tie around the neck, come down as two separate bits, just about cover her boobs and then join somehow at the waist. She looked like a right little tramp. Her parents can't have seen her walk out like that

Rocket Spud · #**8567** 20th July 2016, 18:37

Pfft! Naked yoga, whatever next..

Did he tell you why he attends naked yoga classes?

Sunshine Recorder · #**8568** 20th July 2016, 19:25

I just want to make a living. Not live for working.

Dougella · #**8569** 20th July 2016, 20:34

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Originally Posted by Soulastic.

Well the human body 'tis natural

My friend attended naked yoga

Was everyone totally naked? Surely there would be a bit of....... dangling, going on with certain poses

(Not that I think there's anything wrong with nakedness!)

Rocket Spud · #**8570** 20th July 2016, 20:46

^ Nor is there anything wrong with a bit of dangling

I remember being in Oz, near Cairns (port douglas?), and me and a mate had a wander through the 'bush'. We came upon an 'oasis' of some sort - a watering hole. Nice and tropical looking, ultra serene, the odd tree overhanging, etc. Might've been a turtle. We decided to climb one of the trees and drop of a branch into the pool of water (cos we're knobs). Did that a few times each, then out of nowhere this naked lady comes wading through the water, waist-height, towards us, banks up near a stump and starts doing yoga stances

I'm not even sure we spoke - we must've - but it was so bizarre. She carried on with her poses and watched us inbetween, then buggered off into the bush.

Dougella · #**8571** 20th July 2016, 21:01

^ Not at all lol. But if you're in a class with strangers and everyone's doing head stands and what not...... actually I'm thinking too much about this aren't I

Are you sure you didn't dream that?!

Silent Ninja · #**8572** 20th July 2016, 21:04

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Originally Posted by Rocket Spud

^ Nor is there anything wrong with a bit of dangling

I remember being in Oz, near Cairns (port douglas?), and me and a mate had a wander through the 'bush'. We came upon an 'oasis' of some sort - a watering hole. Nice and tropical looking, ultra serene, the odd tree overhanging, etc. Might've been a turtle. We decided to climb one of the trees and drop of a branch into the pool of water (cos we're knobs). Did that a few times each, then out of nowhere this naked lady comes wading through the water, waist-height, towards us, banks up near a stump and starts doing yoga stances

I'm not even sure we spoke - we must've - but it was so bizarre. She carried on with her poses and watched us inbetween, then buggered off into the bush.

Nothing like that has ever happened to me

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Silent Ninja · #**8573** 20th July 2016, 21:07

Why does changing job seem like such a lengthy and daunting process to me, I really need to do something about this now but I can't motivate myself to get started, bloody hell I'm useless

.

Rocket Spud · #**8574** 20th July 2016, 21:15

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Originally Posted by Dougella

^ Not at all lol. But if you're in a class with strangers and everyone's doing head stands and what not...... actually I'm thinking too much about this aren't I

Are you sure you didn't dream that?!

I promise you it did happen!

She was quite attractive too if i remember rightly, certainly easy on the eye. I saw her once more, rolling about in the waves as they lapped up onto shore... a real hippy in love with nature, not a care in the world. Bonkers.

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Originally Posted by Silent Ninja

Nothing like that has ever happened to me

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She's probably still there, you never know

Cairn · #**8575** 20th July 2016, 21:16

I don't like the way I look when I clean shave.

All the exposure.

I start to feel like a tramp when I grow beard though.

I can't seem to find a balance.

Stubble isn't dense enough.

My top lip only has like 50% hair follicles so can't grow a decent tache or decent tache stubble.

I'm tired of giving a shit what I look like.

Indigo_ · #**8576** 20th July 2016, 21:17

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Originally Posted by Johnny88

I've also been alive for 15,006,010 minutes.

I'm just following you around and Googling things this evening

I have been alive for...

884,377,366 seconds.

53,062,641,960 electric jiffies.

14,739,622 minutes.

245,660 hours.

10,235 days.

28 years.

1,462 weeks.

731 fortnights.

376 lunar months.

336 months.

112 quarters.

196 dog years.

28.88 lunar years.

7.01 olympiads.

5.61 lustrums.

2.80 decades.

1.87 indictions.

1.08 generations.

0.56 jubilees.

0.28 centuries.

0.02804 milleniums.

0.00000012192792309135 galactic years.

0.00000000088437736600 exaseconds.

Professor Willow · #**8577** 20th July 2016, 21:22

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Originally Posted by Johnny88

Just wondering if the stuff I read or watch has been influenced by my depression so has reimforeced the idea that life is basically shit. Maybe I should start readimg and watching things that are opposite to what I feel like watching.

Also has anyone of you checked what song was no.1 when you were born ?

Mine was Whitney Houston-so emotional
haha, how appropriate. I used to fancy the pants off Whitney when I first watched her in the bodyguard. So ****ing beautiful that woman was.
The film out that day was 'three men and a baby'.

My birthday no.1 was Lionel Ritchie - say you say me, no wonder I've been depressed since birth if I entered the world listening to Lionel Ritchie

Google knows too much.

Cairn · #**8578** 20th July 2016, 21:30

I wouldn't be surprised if this one thing happened, ****ing typical

, and I know how it would have all been different if it wasn't for that.

Also, I felt a lot better this time last year.

I had more bullshit hope.

Indigo_ · #**8579** 20th July 2016, 21:35

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Originally Posted by Johnny88

Eeee, I didn't know you were younger than me? I always thought you were older as you come across alot more mature and emotionally stable lol
I haven't heard of alot of them. Electric jiggies wtf? Ha.
check out your song and film too

Mature possibly but I laugh at emotionally stable

I'm more emotionally stable than I was, so that's something

Number one song was Reet Petite by Jackie Wilson

Movie was The Golden Child. Again...

Cairn · #**8580** 20th July 2016, 21:36

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Originally Posted by Johnny88

I'm planning on shaving tonight as well and when I have a wet shave it always feels so weird for a few days.
Both parents are at work so going to sneak in their room to get trimmer. Dip it in bleach first like just in case its been on me step-dad's balls or me mother's hairy fairy.

You look like you have decent facial hair. I'll have to see a pic of you clean shaven and then with a bit of designer stubble.

I wish I had really dense facial hair with follicles really close together, and could be one of those guys who have really visible facial hair after a wet shave.

Basically just wish I was a ****ing model.