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Old 18th November 2019, 23:57
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Not thinking about Him. Nope. Definitely not. Not picking over today's crazy flirty messages. Not already planning what I'll wear for when he's invited himself round (something slightly tight but not so tight that it'll mess my hair up too much if it happens to come off). Not going over potential mildly insulting greetings designed to compel him to approach me in feigned annoyance so I can condescendingly apologise with a pat on the back and a cheeky kiss.

Ugggghhh. Flapping slap me.
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Old 19th November 2019, 09:01
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Old 19th November 2019, 14:14
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Wondering where my wank pants are. I washed them with my sheets this weekend as I always do, but mum decided to be useful for once and hang up my washing. She returned the dry sheets to me yesterday but no pants. I'm now having to use my rowing pants as emergency wank pants meaning I now have to row naked.

My uncle came and did his washing today and took it away, so maybe he accidentally took my wank pants. I guess I'll have to ask mum.

Update: Walked into mum's room to ask her where my wank pants are and they were just right there on the side as I walked in, so all sorted.
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Old 19th November 2019, 14:23
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^ It's a first-world problem!
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Old 19th November 2019, 14:37
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Yes, I guess in some parts of the world they have no other option than to go on their rowing machines naked. Christmas really makes you think about those less fortunate, nobody should have to row naked in 2019.
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Old 19th November 2019, 14:42
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^^^ This post brings up many questions.
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Old 19th November 2019, 18:05
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Appreciated, Pat. I'll probably need another in five.
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Old 19th November 2019, 18:46
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^^ Strong boobs can be a double-edged sword.
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Old 19th November 2019, 19:28
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What the hell are 'wank pants'?
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Old 19th November 2019, 19:36
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^ I didn't like to ask, but I was wondering.
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Old 19th November 2019, 19:44
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I'd like to wear schmosby's wank pants
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Old 19th November 2019, 19:53
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^ I didn't like to ask, but I was wondering.
Being a bloke I feel like I should know what they are, but I just assumed that everyone else took their pants off before having a five knuckle shuffle
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Old 19th November 2019, 20:13
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What the hell are 'wank pants'?
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Old 19th November 2019, 20:16
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^ Do you mean pants as in trousers or pants as in underpants?
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Old 19th November 2019, 20:38
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^ Do you mean pants as in trousers or pants as in underpants?
It's basically a penis handkerchief. Environmentally friendly. Corbyn approved.

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Old 19th November 2019, 23:30
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^ Don't do that to me
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Old 24th November 2019, 21:14
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I'm greatful for the days when my mum's feeling fairly healthy. 80% of the time
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Old 26th November 2019, 20:32
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SAUK is alive!
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Old 26th November 2019, 20:45
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I wondered where it had gone, I was starting to worry!
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Old 26th November 2019, 20:47
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It wasn't just me then. Phew!
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Old 26th November 2019, 21:10
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So what happened

Russian terrorists?
Chinese hackers?

And what form do I fill in to claim compensation for the psychological distress caused by the outage
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Old 26th November 2019, 21:16
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^ That's a good point. I need compensation for psychological distress. Pay up mods.
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Old 26th November 2019, 21:55
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Hopefully next time it won't come back up.
If you feel that way then why are you here?
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Old 26th November 2019, 22:04
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Thank god it's back up. In its absence, I did some housework. Housework.
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Old 26th November 2019, 22:51
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Because I'm stubborn, don't like bullies and don't like the thought of them thinking they're billy-big-bollucks that scared me off.
Bullies?
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Old 27th November 2019, 00:15
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Yeah, I thought it seemed like an odd error.
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Old 27th November 2019, 09:15
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Three days in to the lecturer strikes and I've barely done anything productive with the spare time. Ugh. I'm sooooooo annoying.
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Old 27th November 2019, 10:51
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Blimey the chef Gary Rhodes has died . I'm sure he can't be that old.
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Old 27th November 2019, 11:03
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Because I'm stubborn, don't like bullies and don't like the thought of them thinking they're billy-big-bollucks that scared me off.
You love us all really
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Old 27th November 2019, 11:49
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Blimey the chef Gary Rhodes has died . I'm sure he can't be that old.
He was only 59 apparently.
It makes you think how short life is.
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