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Cringeworthy Songs
Post any awful cringeworthy songs or music that makes you wince,.
Those people or artists who seem to have the exact opposite of SA, an apparent complete absence of mortification, decency and self awareness. To kick off,... here's good 'ol cap'n Kirk getting carried away with his sense of mystery and intrigue, and overblown ideas of his vocal abilities. |
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The 80's were when everyone thought they had to experiment with synth music, whether we liked it or not. Reminded me of this slice of sleazy awfulness: It's catchy enough but the vocal delivery is repugnant. |
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But I've always found it a bit scary too, I'm a bit bothered by hearing him physically slap his chest and pull at his clothes, If he was walking towards me on the pavement doing that I'd cross the road quickly every time. I appreciate the emotion, but then, it's a bit scary too to be honest, I couldn't sustain that level of angst for more than a few seconds without at least having a good scream or a blub. |
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3,500 years ago in Mesopotamia, humans invented Astronomy , and the sky was mapped out.
430 BC in Athens humans invented democracy, in 1698 steam power was invented, in 1827, the atom was discovered. in 1969 the first human walked on the moon. in 1981 the brave new age of humans invented the Birdie song |
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I love that Vitas one He started doing it again a couple of years ago after it became popular, he performed it at a festival and went on tv a couple of times, but now suddenly looking much older. This is an especially good "performance":
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Think smoking was obligatory in the 70's,..as was a token picture of a sultry blonde,
although in my day I recall they were strangely enough usually covering beer cans, rather than magnified to 7 times their usual size, accompanying a performance on a music show Here's Telly, on the Telly. (no, this isn't an audio book,..it's actually a song in the charts) |
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Clive Dunn,.. belting out this 70's maudlin lacklustre classic,.,
Wonder if he comes complete with werthers originals and a faint smell of wee? could have been worse right enough,....could have been jimmy saville sitting there |
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I think I risk being prosecuted under the Geneva convention by posting this. It's basically 3 minutes of pure torture with absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever. Seriously, everything about this video is wrong on so many levels. Watch at your own peril.
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Either I’m missing the point of this thread or the OP’s missing the point of ironically theatrical Future Islands. Great band, the Jools Holland performance of that track utterly sublime performance art imho.
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yes,.. especially when that terrible teenage angst (in a balding adult) is duplicated time and again in every other performance whilst the other band members play along nonchalantly, barely even taking notice,.. hmm, seems VERY real to me, (but, as I stated before, I do like the song, on a musical level, but that poor man's theatrical shirt tearing, chest thumping and mock tears are nothing short of pitiful, and truly embarrassing, Wouldn't be surprised if he produced a human skull from beneath his ripped t-shirt and pronounced, "alas, poor yorick" ) |
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^^ top bombing Mr N, the next post-lockdown Future Islands gig at a suitable venue that’s equidistant between me and you (The Leeds Playhouse probably) you and I are getting front row seats!
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Noel Edmonds is guilty of many crimes that offended public decency IMO not least of all was a ridiculous game show where naive simple minded members of the public tried to guess what he had hidden inside his box every week,
This was another such crime, which must have collectively dropped the average UK IQ (and taste levels) several points. |
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at last, a chance for some olde English Chavs to recreate their karaoke duet on live TV,
they'd usually be dahn the local, for a spot of dominos and a pint,. but tonight Mathew,. they're on the telly,. innit' |
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We usually play a game of it at Christmas, we all sit around trying to guess what the songs are, it's usually a good laugh |
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It's actually so annoying, I couldn't possibly inflict it on this ere thread,... Here's Toyah being a bit desperate for attention and trying to prove she's still young and desirable with a bonkers version of Sandman,.. it's all a little bit embarrassing really,. It looks like its really cold there, their heating is maybe broken,...or something ? |
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