What are you having for tea tonight?

[Lee S]

Aww, damn

Yes, it doesn't sound very appealing.

[Mr. Nobody]

Home made chicken soup with rice, I feel like a king now,.. no, not that one.

[Chess&Junkfood]

Originally Posted by biscuits

^ haha just vegetables today!

do you know what - I've never tried a pilchard! My mind makes them think they're from the 1970s or something and not something that's around today. Pilchards is one of those words that doesn't sound appealing like "stew".

I want the forum to know that this has been a very good use of my time! Although somewhat stereotypical for a pilchard living in the 1970s, but still. I also don't think that's even a pilchard in the photo, but still.

Oh and I also had nibbles for tea!

[Lee S]

^ That Cortina is from the '80s (although it was launched in August '79 to be accurate)

Have a Mk3 instead.

[Chess&Junkfood]

Well spotted, Lee! I was going to choose a 1970s Ford Cortina, but I just couldn't imagine a pilchard driving it. I'm also sorry to say that I also can't imagine a pilchard driving a Mk3. Although I appreciate the effort.

Anyway, I guess I've been hoisted by my own pilchard. Or something like that.

[Lee S]

Pilchards tend to drive Audis and BMWs

[Lee S]

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

A hedgehog has pricks on the outside.

[Chess&Junkfood]

Very good, Lee.

[biscuits]

Originally Posted by Chess&Junkfood

I want the forum to know that this has been a very good use of my time! Although somewhat stereotypical for a pilchard living in the 1970s, but still. I also don't think that's even a pilchard in the photo, but still.

Oh and I also had nibbles for tea!

Be still, my beating carp.

[Chess&Junkfood]

^


Nothing tonight. I think it's for the best. Detox and all that. And having the runs earlier might have something to do with it! It's all good!

[Chess&Junkfood]

Heinz tomato soup. Although no bread roll or dessert tonight as my colon is still doing the conga. I must have picked up a bug. Which if you think about it is an interesting phrase:

"Hello Bug my buttercup. Do you fancy coming back to my place and then give me the trots afterwards!'

Anyway, even though I had a slight temperature last night, I must be brave!

[Mr. Nobody]

^
Sorry to hear that your colon was doing the conga,
Or, your tum-tum was doing the tango,
Or, your insides were shooting outsides,
Or, your botty was feeling grotty,
Or, your poo was like vindaloo,

Anyway,..

Erm, I'm having chicken curry with rice, no doubt helped along with a couple of cold beers,

[biscuits]

Fish finger, lettuce and cucumber wraps!

class!

[Chess&Junkfood]

^^
Thank you, Mr Nobody! I certainly appreciate those heartfelt words! And one things for sure, the next time I'm straining, I will definitely be thinking of you!

[Mr. Nobody]

^
Lol,.. I'm not sure whether to be outraged or flattered by that

Coming In or going out,. It all feels the same I guess then?

[Chess&Junkfood]

^
Flattered I hope, Mr Nobody! After all, I don't strain for everyone! And judging by the rumblings that's going on right now, you can expect to be very flattered tonight!

Anyway, I will keep you posted.

[anewyear]

Flattered or splattered?

[genovese]

cucumber raps!

If there was a problem
Yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook
While my cucumber revolves it

[Chess&Junkfood]

^^
Nearly there, Anewyear. But the exact sequence is Flattered, Splattered and Knackered! And to give the forum a quick update, it came out of me like a dream! Or possibly a nightmare! Depending on how you look at it! /

[Chess&Junkfood]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bug has left the Colon! Which means it's time for nibbles! Definitely start again on Monday!

[biscuits]

Originally Posted by genovese

If there was a problem
Yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook
While my cucumber revolves it

Kind of want to turn this into a fridge magnet!

[biscuits]

Originally Posted by Chess&Junkfood

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bug has left the Colon! Which means it's time for nibbles! Definitely start again on Monday!

Welcome back to the land of solid foods and solid stools.

Tonight I'm having tortilla and asparagus.

[Chess&Junkfood]

Thank you, Biscuit! and on the tortilla and asparagus.

[Chess&Junkfood]

A potato with a jacket on and some beans with a tin on. Or something like that. Oh and an apple.

[BFG_]

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/...lognese-recipe

[biscuits]

Nando's because I have a voucher.

[sophie79]

^I love Nandos Garlic peri peri sauce. Enjoy going out for dinner

[biscuits]

^ that's my sister's fave too. I'm more of a wild herb kind of girl.

aw thank you!

[BFG_]

^ does nandos do fish/veggie option?

[biscuits]

^ oh yeah - there are a few veggie options there. There's no fish at all though.