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[Dougella]

^ I'm still baffled by Nikki Minaj and her swollen testicles (or whatever it was). Will you be offended if I say I'm surprised you know who she is?!

[Dougella]

Originally Posted by DiamonD

^Totally understand. I personally don't have a future. Once it's just me i'll be kicked out of this house i've lived in since i was 3 or 4. I'm afraid Suicide will be the only way out for me. I'm not afraid or ashamed to say that. I actually can't wait until there's nothing to keep me around anymore and i can just go. The next world can't be worse than this cesspit of a world.

I think I may have said this to you before but if you live in social housing the tenancy can be passed on to you so you can stay there, particularly with your mental health situation.

[Dougella]

^ Ah I see. You might have options but I won't go on about it now. I can just imagine

[MissKatie]

I've never understood two things in life.
How sparkling water can ever be "premium" and £4 a bottle and how we get cheese (I actually know but it's really weird)

[slrrrrp]

Nicki Minaj's tweet was rather pathetic to start with so I'm not sure why it needs a killer come back. Why should I care about a celebrity's anecdote about her cousin's friend in Trinidad?

[Dougella]

^ And she doesn't even have the body part affected!

[Jam do Bronx]

^ I know what you mean, but seriously eat! I don't want you wasting away.

[girlinterrupted]

[Appear]

A chimp I saw on the beach a few weeks back...

[Percy]

^Not something you see everyday.

[Percy]

It's quiet on SAUK today

[Rocket Spud]

[biscuits]

Crimes against tea: Exhibit A:

[Percy]

^What is it?

[biscuits]

^ a crime, is what it is!

It's tea in a spray can. You squirt it in the cup and add boiling water.

Aerosol tea! (More like arsehole tea :D)

[Percy]

It's not tea, it's an abomination

[Percy]

I've just had a cup of tea to recuperate

[Percy]

One of the cheeky girls now sells cars for a living.

[slrrrrp]

You can touch her bumper

[anxiouslondoner]

^^ Is it the one that was going out with Lembit Opik? Or the other one (of whom I know literally nothing, which is admittedly only one less fact than I know about the other, which was that she went out with Lembit Opik)

[Sunrise]

Originally Posted by Lee S

In America, Cillit Bang is called Easy-Off Bam

Is there an American answer to Barry Scott and does he champion it with the same level of aggressive enthusiasm?

[slrrrrp]

Originally Posted by anxiouslondoner

^^ Is it the one that was going out with Lembit Opik?

It is:

Lembit Öpik, the Liberal Democrats' housing spokesman, has split up with his fiancee, Gabriela Irimia of the Cheeky Girls, according to reports.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics...beraldemocrats

Gabriela Irimia, one half of pop duo the Cheeky Girls, has turned her back on fame and is now selling second-hand cars.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebri...finds-25232626

[biscuits]

These funny little things on websites.



I want to know what she realises? That her boyfriend has rubbish taste in jewellery?

[Percy]

I'm curious too, what does she realise?

[Percy]

"Without freedom of speech we wouldn't know who the idiots are"

Made me laugh.

[biscuits]

^ well done, what is it? Something disturbing like a pube preserved in amber?

[biscuits]

Cor….that was a risky move to hide an engagement ring in such an ugly gift. I would have accidentally on purpose lost that necklace whilst leaning over a volcano.

[biscuits]

Here's another



What!

[Rocket Spud]

Any articles about women getting their head stuck the washing machine?

[Percy]

RAGE

The garden centre we visited earlier today was filled with christmas stuff