10 things you shouldn't say / do :

4. Play spin the bottle

[Saponara_Immobile]

5. Book a Gary Glitter tribute act.

^^^ HAHA!!

[Azi]

^

6. Spark up a joint.

7. Play the Cradle Of Filth CD for entertainment

[Saponara_Immobile]

8. So, how about a game of Naked Twister?

[Mr Spud]

9. Heckle the children's entertainer

[sigh]

10. Have sex on the bouncy castle

[Mr Spud]

10 things you shouldn't say / do :

during a driving test

1. Tailgate the w*nker in the BMW who dared to overtake

[custom_fusion-lqx]

2. oh look some pedestrians, lets run em over.

[Pablo Huntsbach]

3. Dutch courage

4. I know you can't recognize me with this white helmet on, but i promise i'm not the Stig

[Fluppy]

5. This bridge has a weight limit, you'll have to get out.

6. shouting out "WWWEEEEEEEEEEEE" every time you drive around the roundabout.

[Detox]

8. Itch your balls with both hands

[ripple]

9. Turn to the examiner and tell them you will make it 'worth their while' if they pass you. With one eyebrow raised. (might work?)

3. Unfortunately I was released from my last job as a flight attendant. Apparently the passengers felt "uneasy" with my long beard and turban look.

4.
- So, what would you say your strengths are?

- I can dangle a 50kg dumbbell from my penis.

[Pablo Huntsbach]

5. What is the companies policy on nudism in the workplace?

6. I really need this job, Sir. Im struggling to put food on the table. I'm thinking about opening up a Gmail account just to eat the spam.

[daznsaz]

7. put your feet up on the table light a fag and say hit me with your best question guys.

8.
-So what do you think can you bring to our dynamic company?

-Chlamydia.

[Azi]

^

9. "I'm gonna need at least 3 months notice if you're going to be doing drug testing."

[daznsaz]

10. wearingba manic grin you say i brought tiddles for support.and wave your teddy bear in their face

[daznsaz]

2. start moonwalking on the tills conveyor belt while shouting the national anthem

[Saponara_Immobile]

3. Get into an argument with the self-service machine because you didn't like the tone of it's voice.

4. move all the German sausages from the deli counter to the ethnic foods isle to promote ethnic diversity.

I have a dream...

[Mortigantoj]

^ and the frozen French fries!

[daznsaz]

5. start following the security guard around asking him if he needs any help.whilst stroking his hair

[Oatmeal]

^ you should do that while your friend fills their jacket with expensive jars of manuka honey