Let us design the perfect counsellor

[flumpsy]

Can I suggest columbo's eyes? Not peter falks', columbos. I like the idea that I wouldnt feel like I am being observed given that at any one point at least one of his eyes will not be pointing towards me.

I quickly videod what I believe to be his most extreme eyeball gymnastics.

A still from the above.





I would also like to suggest abu hamzas right hand, that way it wont feel awkward not leaning in for a handshake.

[Auby]

Maybe Louis Theroux's nose. It has a soothing effect for the clients, like a photo of a nice dog.

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Auby

Maybe Louis Theroux's nose. It has a soothing effect for the clients, like a photo of a nice dog.

excellent choice, lovely pic of louis there in front of his universe

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by flumpsy

Can I suggest columbo's eyes? Not peter falks', columbos. I like the idea that I wouldnt feel like I am being observed given that at any one point at least one of his eyes will not be pointing towards me.

I quickly videod what I believe to be his most extreme eyeball gymnastics.

A still from the above.





I would also like to suggest abu hamzas right hand, that way it wont feel awkward not leaning in for a handshake.

That columbo eye clip is pretty unique

Maybe when its all done i can animate that in

[Mr. Nobody]

the Hamza hook is such a cool way to digress from the embarrassing counsellor handshake conundrum,
- Peter Falk would have been a great counsellor in the NHS tradition ;
one eye on that precious clock whilst using another to feign concern,...
"yes, and how did that make you feel?" ( oh god, is that really quarter-to? pub's'll be opening their doors soon, better shake hooks and get outa' here quick-style)

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Vasco Da Gama

the Hamza hook is such a cool way to digress from the embarrassing counsellor handshake conundrum,
- Peter Falk would have been a great counsellor in the NHS tradition ;
one eye on that precious clock whilst using another to feign concern,...
"yes, and how did that make you feel?" ( oh god, is that really quarter-to? pub's'll be opening their doors soon, better shake hooks and get outa' here quick-style)

would be fun to use his catchphrase against him tho as the session was closing -

"...just one more thing" (0)_( 0)

[flumpsy]

You would be allowed to smoke cigars and drink scotch all day in his sessions too.

[Kevin Hodge]

ok we need a housekeeping post, lets see what we got

1. gandalf eyebags
2. agent smith 5head
3. purdie lil pony mouth
4. steve carrell beard
5. jake grease mogg hair
6. john regis lil lobes
7. jack sparrow hat
8. nigellas bosom et decolletage
9. gandolfinis forearms and hands
10. donalds rump
11. columbos eyes
12. louis theroux' disingenuous nasal proboscis
13. hamzas right hook



ok heres some categories that still need seeing to -


face cheeks

head (skull)

neck

shoulders

(fl)abs

thighs

lower legs

feet


i'm open to perhaps some accesories as well such as maybe a facial mole, a bowtie, maybe some kind of handheld talisman like legion's salad tongs


i'm rather poorly today but hopefully i can update our counsellors appearance tomorrow if i dont expire, please keep the suggestions coming or a fairy will die every hour

[flumpsy]

Mr T's neck/gold ?



He must be good if he can afford all that gold on a counsellor's salary.

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by flumpsy

Mr T's neck/gold ?



He must be good if he can afford all that gold on a counsellor's salary.

aw thats a fantastic suggestion, i'll have fun shooping on all that bling ^-^ can't wait to see if his jewelery ends up looking gold and white or blue and black

[flumpsy]

^ Word on the street is that he pities the fools too, which is a great attribute for anybody counselling me !!! Nipples are optional, I have no preference for nipples, neither style nor quantity matters to me.

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by flumpsy

^ Word on the street is that he pities the fools too, which is a great attribute for anybody counselling me !!! Nipples are optional, I have no preference for nipples, neither style nor quantity matters to me.

lmao he does indeed pity the fools

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by flumpsy

Mr T's neck/gold ?



He must be good if he can afford all that gold on a counsellor's salary.

hey i just realised that mr t's necklaces are going to completely nullify nigellas bust :| my committee will never allow this ;/

[Auby]

Maybe we could incorporate SAUK in some way. Like the background shade of blue or something. I guess they could paint their office that colour or have blue war paint on their face.

Or I suppose this falls under 'accessories' but maybe they could have their own Pip Boy from the Fallout series with access to SAUK:


(My amazing Photoshop skills)

I think any counsellor worth their salt would be aware of the About.com Reader's Choice Winner 2012 and read it frequently.

[Kevin Hodge]

im all about that pip boy, i'm having to make some concessions to this cold i got going just now, theres not a whole lot left of me when i get in from work x| i will graft nigellas bosoms onto my abomination once my mojo levels pick up