You know you're getting old when.. - Page 4

Coffee · #91 1st December 2014, 10:57

***8230;you do moderate exercise one day then can't move the next morning.

Coffee · #92 2nd December 2014, 10:34

…you do moderate exercise one day and then still can't move two days later

Azalea · #93 2nd December 2014, 10:59

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Originally Posted by Coffee

…you do moderate exercise one day and then still can't move two days later

You don't do any exercise and can't move the next morning

Coffee · #94 2nd December 2014, 11:21

ok you win, I'm not quite there yet !

Azalea · #95 2nd December 2014, 12:05

^

Kipling · #96 4th December 2014, 02:32

You know you're getting old when Sonia on Eastenders has a teenage daughter.

I Love My Cats · #97 4th December 2014, 04:31

Not only do you reminisce about good bowel movements you've recently had, and think about future ones to come, you also feel the need to share this information with other people*

*also applies to pregnant women

Coffee · #98 4th December 2014, 09:56

^ahh reminds me of the spectacular s**t of August '98***8230;fun times.

Princess39 · #99 4th December 2014, 14:18

All your birthday cards have a big 40 on them!

Z. · #**100** 4th December 2014, 14:20

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Originally Posted by I Love My Bump

Not only do you reminisce about good bowel movements you've recently had, and think about future ones to come, you also feel the need to share this information with other people

I must be a 90 year old trapped in a 19 year old's body then if that's the case.

les · #**101** 4th December 2014, 23:28

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Originally Posted by Princess39

All your birthday cards have a big 40 on them!

I wish; 40 is in the dim and distant past.

Carmine · #**102** 15th December 2014, 03:32

When you start behaving like an adult cat sleeping all over the place.

les · #**103** 15th December 2014, 10:49

You attend a funeral, and at the crematorium someone says to you "It's hardly worth you going home"

pheys · #**104** 16th December 2014, 10:52

your nephew is old enough to drink when he was born when I was in middle school

piesJoy · #**105** 17th January 2015, 19:08

.........your friend of the same age refers to your younger neighbours as 'youngsters'.

-Simon- · #**106** 17th January 2015, 20:22

I was going to write something here, can't for the life of me remember what it was now - lemon sherbert anyone?

Azalea · #**107** 17th January 2015, 20:40

Your younger cousin becomes a Great Grandma

Carmine · #**108** 28th January 2015, 18:18

You know you're getting old when you feel your clockwork batteries running down.

Kipling · #**109** 30th January 2015, 00:21

Sarah-Louise Platt's daughter Bethany is being brought back into Coronation Street. You know you're old when not only do you remember little Sarah-Louise (who was younger than me) having a baby but that baby is now 14 and is going to be played by a 19-year-old!

PLUS the first choice of actor to play the 14-year-old had actually been 25.

Custard_cream · #**110** 30th January 2015, 00:26

You no longer get really excited about snow.

Azalea · #**111** 30th January 2015, 05:26

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Originally Posted by Kipling

Sarah-Louise Platt's daughter Bethany is being brought back into Coronation Street. You know you're old when not only do you remember little Sarah-Louise (who was younger than me) having a baby but that baby is now 14 and is going to be played by a 19-year-old!

PLUS the first choice of actor to play the 14-year-old had actually been 25.

You know you're getting old when you remember Nick, David and Sarah-Lou being born

greenman · #**112** 30th January 2015, 10:33

Yes i can remember those days just. I seem to think that Nick had a few character changes over the years plus the odd personality transplant. I think the character that plays David was around from quite a young age. I must check it out.

Between The Bars · #**113** 30th January 2015, 16:56

When you wake up at 4am, and are asleep, by the time Emmerdale starts.

chicopada · #**114** 10th February 2015, 21:31

when you have to retrace your steps to remember what it is you were going to do !

firemonkey · #**115** 11th February 2015, 01:33

When you find you are dribbling urine more frequently .

newbs16 · #**116** 11th February 2015, 06:44

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Originally Posted by BEATNGU

Your doctor is younger than you..

Loved this one

newbs16 · #**117** 11th February 2015, 06:54

When you have to dye your hair because it's grey
You have hair in places it has never been before
When you get chuffed when a youngster has manners

chicopada · #**118** 19th February 2015, 09:49

When you choose a car for its mpg rather than its mph.II'm currently quite excited about my new roof box

ithinkiamlost · #**119** 19th February 2015, 10:37

When you spend too much time thinking about the past, wishing you could go back and change it.

Rubytuesday · #**120** 19th February 2015, 23:18

Shoe shopping means no flats, no high heels. Regular checks for maverick hairs around the chin and removal of lady tache. Yearly check to see if ears and nose are growing. No selfies. Mental note to exercise more cos flobby bits are sinking and then forget when I put on my super stretchy clothes. Ignorance of all celebrities even if they've been around a good few years.