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[Effigy]

^ Anti-Gravity Inversion Boots Schmosby?

[Bluebear]

Originally Posted by D1662

@Freyja and @Consolida thank you both for the words of encouragement

I have set it as my challenge for tomorrow morning, having never actually been to a barbers/salon before I don't really know what to expect, I know that I'm fed up of my perpetual boring hair but know nothing about hairstyles

I’m fairly sure that’s at least partly why that A hole judged me at a recent social event... my hair is wild and free and I’m proud of that



Good luck at the barbers/salon. I’ve been to a few but not for a while.

[Schmosby]

^^Yes, perfect. Thank you Effigy

[Schmosby]

^ I was just thinking the same thing in the shower... to have a 'week of pain' get anything that needs doing done, then go back to the hermit life for the next 3 months.

Now I'm wonder when faecal recognition will come to phones and how long my sausage rolls have got left in the oven....

6 frippin minutes...Ain't nobody got time for that!!

[Schmosby]

^I cut my own

I usually shave my hair the same length all over, but decided to do a short back and sides this time. The sides look pretty rough, so who knows what the back looks like.

What I do need is glasses, as I can't see and my job is to read numbers and type them, but obviously that involves the eye test and trying on glasses.

[newbs16]

^ I know this isn't ideal but maybe you could give reading glasses from poundland a try, they do different strengths it could help you until your brave enough to go to the opticians.

[Professor Willow]

I need to get up but it's just too cosy in bed

[newbs16]

Think that a card that someone has spent me has got lost in the post, they sent it nearly a week ago .

[Tembo]

This is going to sound a little wierd, but whatever.

I've just been watching the 'Little Fockers' film on, simply because it was just on (honest!). Not exactly the greatest film, but it made me think about having a family. The idea of having a lovely wife and two great kids actually sounds quite appealing. But its rather depressing to think something like this is unlikely to happen for me.

I honestly think humans are having far too many children, and there is more to life than all this 'perfect family' bullshit, but its certainly something I think about. The fact i'm 26 and haven't even held a woman's hand pretty much says it all. To be able to actually have children is about as likely as me reaching the moon.

I honestly try to be positive about life. I love exploring the countryside and seeing nature - its really a beautiful world out there. But to be positive about real life and relationships etc seems impossible.

[Toxic]

Erk

I'm applying for finance on something large

Currently having to put my date of birth and ticking the living with parents

I know my reasoning behind it but it still makes me look a massive failure

I also know the guy I'll be sending the information back to will be 10 years younger than me, guaranteed

[edbander]

having sobering conversations with mum. they are going on holiday next week "if we snuff it on the plane, we've agreed with so and so that they will come and take care of the house".

[newbs16]

Is it bedtime yet?

[Mo34]

You've got to love the daring and original programming of British TV.

CH5 - Britain's Favourite Crisps.

[Schmosby]

Well given the utterly ridiculous amount they tax the country for their services, they are bound to make better stuff. I imagine if channel 5 had the same budget they would be more adventurous.

[Mo34]

I wasn't moaning about CH5 particularly that just happened to be the channel I was on. I was thinking about British TV generally.

Originally Posted by Mo34

You've got to love the daring and original programming of British TV.

CH5 - Britain's Favourite Crisps.

[Schmosby]

I stopped watching TV because it was all repeats and junk. I can already watch junk on YouTube and I've seen repeats, so I gave up. Also the news made me feel so sad.

[A Whimsical Stranger]

Originally Posted by Kooky Monster

I don't know what to do with myself.

I'm absolutely sick of being on my own all the time. Thought I might pop into town for a bit but I'll still be on my own and things need doing in the house anyway.

I know the feeling, nothing requiring effort seems worth it when I'm always alone. I think this is why I've gotten into the habit of napping when my son's at school and I have no classes.

[Schmosby]

Been asleep all day, now I'm bored and very awake.

[Gomen]

I don't wanna go to work tomorrow.

[genovese]

Originally Posted by Mo34

CH5 - Britain's Favourite Crisps.

The british public need to take a long good look at themselves
There is so much wrong with the results

[Consolida]

^ What are your favourites then?
I would more or less go a long with the Public choice.
Do people actually still buy salt n' shake where some of the crisps end up covered in salt and others barely have any on? You can't beat a good old bag of Walkers though



Thinking I NEED to get to sleep as I'm meeting up with an old friend in the morning and I'll be ultra twitchy and nervous and will look like absolute hell if I haven't slept at all

[blancmange]

^ I hope the meet goes well Consolida

I just went for a walk and the birds are out chirping away like it’s not 2 am

[newbs16]

^^ Good luck for tomorrow, are you going anywhere nice?

[anxiouslondoner]

^^^^ Nik Naks are the corn snack of champions (I won't call them crisps though) - no wonder we have Brexit. This is what happens when you ask the general public anything.... I despair.

[Mo34]

Originally Posted by genovese

The british public need to take a long good look at themselves
There is so much wrong with the results

Isn't there just. Walkers Salt and vinegar in the God Tier

That whole result is perplexing...

Originally Posted by anxiouslondoner

^^^^ Nik Naks are the corn snack of champions (I won't call them crisps though) - no wonder we have Brexit. This is what happens when you ask the general public anything.... I despair.

Niknaks

Aye they can't be trusted anymore

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And where are:

Now these are the snack of the Gods, obvs.

[Deer]

This looks like the most popular crisps sold maybe?
I'm thinking multipacks etc! Don't you get more of the shite crisps in multipacks?

[Schmosby]

Why at some point in my life, I signed up for a free 90 day trial at MyMonthlyCycles.com?

[Toxic]

That chart is bollocks

Back in my day when I actually used to eat crisps it was all about Brannigans Roast Beef and Mustard.. awww yeah.

Most things on there are plain as hell.

[Professor Willow]

There is an amateur dramatic company doing a stage version of Allo Allo at a local theatre soon, I quite fancy going to see it but, surprise surprise don't have anyone to go with

[Deer]

What a flippin' night I've had! Lost my dog in the woods and then managed to find out he had been handed in a vets. He had been ran over!
Thankfully he is back home and safe now with only a few cuts and grazes.