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[Tom Morello]

^I understand your thinking but couldn't you go to the theatre by yourself, you're there to watch the show so you won't need to talk anyway, and everyone else will be focused on the show too.
I've been to gigs by myself and it didn't feel any different to going with someone as I could barely talk to them anyway.

[Dougella]

Originally Posted by Tom Morello

I've managed to perfect my online suave. Shame I turn into a robot when I meet them. I'm hoping there's a demand for relationship robots in future, I'd save someone thousands.

Perhaps you'd be the best of both worlds yes lol. I'm sure you'll meet someone eventually who things can progress with.

[Dougella]

Originally Posted by Toxic

Are you ****ing shitting me

I lost 3 and a half stone over last year and kept at a sensible weight till..well, till last week.

Now I get on the scales and I've put 9lb on..9lb in 1 week? is that even possible..I hope to christ my scales are going wonky, apart from 1 cheeky indian takeaway and some birthday cake I've hardly gone mad.

**** off, 9lb took me about 5 weeks of starving myself, **** right off.

Don't panic, it might be water weight! Give it a few days and try the scales again

[Toxic]

^ well if in a few days time the scales are still reporting the same I will move onto plan B

..removing the scales

[Dougella]

^ Sometimes I think it's just safer to assume the scales are wrong and ignore them

Eating things that are quite salty can cause you to hold on to water weight (or maybe this applies more to ladies...)

[Mo34]

Madonna is going to perform at the eurovision song contest

*not as a contestant I might add!

[Mo34]

It just seems a bit....odd.

[Mo34]

Ahh, I see, yeah your probably right. I don;t follow eurovision so didn't realise it was in Israel (an obviously well known euro country ). She's getting a million squids for 2 songs apparently.

lolol yeah that was pretty funny.

[Professor Willow]

I wonder if Freddie Mercury, when writing Bohemian Rhapsody, had any idea of how big it would become?
When I was in town at the weekend a car full of teenagers pulled up at some traffic lights and they were all singing their heads off to Bohemian Rhapsody, chances are that their parents were probably only toddlers when it was first released.
How does someone create something that has such a long lasting impact?

[limey123]

^ Just so long as it isn't veggie - no cat should have that inflicted on it...

[Toxic]

Rage over

I woke up today 7lb lighter, Christ I'm like a yoyo

I'm getting a bit of a rice pudding fetish though, these little muller rice pots are like crack.

[Dougella]

^^ Cats can't be veggie, they're carnivores!

[Professor Willow]

I need to get some sort of help with my hypochondria, every little pain or twinge sends me into an anxious whirlwind of what ifs and catastrophic conclusions.

[Toxic]

^ Been there done that, I've got a load of issues but I was in and out of doctors whilst growing up for most of my damn organs

Ever since I had my silly bowel thing and my doctor throwing the cancer word about..going private and getting the all clear seems to have stopped me googling every single little twinge now (we all know googling just leads you to having cancer anyway)

Shame coz my back is really hurting/burning these days and I have no motivation to really do anything about it.

[Deer]

Only I could set up online banking and then forget my password the very first time I try to login!!!

[Deer]

^ That is actually what happened! At first, when I typed in a password to use it was denied because it was too common???! I have tree surgeon issues with that: 1. My password is now too difficult for me to remember 2. So many people must be using a similar password to what I have always used (which I thought was unique and solely used by me) and 3. I don't feel secure using it now I know someone is judging each password I type in!

The worst thing is, I actually wrote the password down! Yes....me neither!

[Schmosby]

Yahoo doesn't allow me to use passwords I've used previously, however I've used my usual low value site password with yahoo before, so there is now no way for me to set it to something I can remember. It's very irritating as I have to reset my password every time I need to log in for whatever reason.

[Deer]

^^ There must be a solution to this Biscuits! You seem to be the creative one out of the two of us so I will leave it to you :p Just remember to tell me it

^ Very annoying Schmosby! The thing also is we need a password for all sorts, so we end up with a build up of passwords to remember.

[Deer]

^ That was what it felt like when I was at home too mutedsoul. It usually doesn't get any better so maybe looking for your own place would be good for you?

Have you any qualifications?

[Deer]

Crap, I knew I should have got off my arse five minutes ago to put the rest of my recycling in the outside bin! Now I can hear the approaching of scary bin noises, too late!!!

[Mo34]

How much I ache! Jesus.
I was a bit sore the s'morning but had to get up early to go to the job centre, then rushed back the way to get to the sanctuary. Then was on my feet till about 2pm Came home, had lunch, fell asleep for a little while and woke up like a bent up old lady.
Mostly my arms, pits and core. Gonna soak in a bath.

[Schmosby]

Friday already, how time flies.

[Rocket Spud]

I'd really rather not go to work today, Saturday afternoon can't come soon enough.

[Schmosby]

I need a poop, but my uncle's here

[anewyear]

Originally Posted by Skitz

you know that feeling like you feel everyone's ignoring you cos you are too depressed

Couldn't let that go without a

Absolutely shitting myself because of a work thing next week. I need to present a load of stuff that I'm not familiar with, first to our UK MD and marketing next weds, then to the UK sales team next Thursday. It's probably up there with having my balls removed with a rusty nail in terms of things I don't want to do. Unfortunately my job will become lots of similar stuff in the future. Wanna leave but can't afford to.

[anxiouslondoner]

I'm on holiday in slightly over two hours, as in I've booked some time off work and plus the Easter Bank Holidays I don't have to be there for ten days total.
Stupid me hasn't actually planned to go anywhere or do anything. Frankly I don't have any ideas what to do with myself, and everything seems depressing and miserable.
What is the point of me? I'm just making a complete pig's ear of everything, constantly.

[anewyear]

Originally Posted by Schmosby

Yahoo doesn't allow me to use passwords I've used previously, however I've used my usual low value site password with yahoo before, so there is now no way for me to set it to something I can remember. It's very irritating as I have to reset my password every time I need to log in for whatever reason.

You need a password manager. KeePass works well for me

[Schmosby]

Thanks, but it's only Yahoo I have issues with and they send me a text during the reset process, which I assume costs them money, so I'll keep resetting since they want to play silly games.

[Consolida]

Thinking now much I HATE hospitals, but doesn't everyone? Just the smell of a Hospital makes me feel queasy. Spent the best part of the day in the Hospital after my Father-in-law came over really poorly at our place and had to be rushed to Hospital in an ambulance. Fortunately, after lots of tests, he seems okay now but it was a very stressful time for awhile. The Nurses were lovely though.

It's all brought back horrid memories of when I was 22 and my Dad was battling with terminal Cancer for months and we almost seemed to live at the Hospital. I was struggling with my job at the time too

I hope when my time comes I just go to bed, apparently healthy, and just don't wake up. But how many people get that kind of perfect ending?

God I'm in such a morbid mood tonight. Another sleepless night ahead of me I think

[Deer]

^Yeah, I hate hospitals too. Definitely don't want to die in one of them sterile places.

I take it you are not feeling too great lately Consolida?