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[Pub Jo]

^ Hi yea i felt that way when i started five years ago.But i found a good one to start with.All shapes and sizes and everyone just doing there own thing staring ahead or listening to stuff on their phones.I've even got used to the muscle men that stride up and down looking around between sets.I just look at my phone and dont catch anyones eye.You get a try out in some aswell well worth it but obviously not for making friends or conversation.

[Rocket Spud]

^ Noice, sounds like a good place for it

[Toxic]

Originally Posted by purplerose

In less than a month I’ll be old enough to use the ‘club 30-81’ section on the forum

Come join us, we have bowls and bingo

[Mo34]

Was sitting having my lunch in the back garden and looked up to see a lovely deer watching me.

[edbander]

I thought it was light outside for 7:30pm....then realised it was 17:30, not 7:30.

[Pub Jo]

Wow they pay £70,000 for a parking space..and i'm lucky to have a fiver after bills paid....where did it all go wrong

[Rocket Spud]

Desperately need to get some grub in: i'm currently frying up diced spuds, diced sausage, peas and eggs :/

[Rocket Spud]

Sod it, i'm adding rice as well.

... It sounds quite good now.... doesn't it??

[Mo34]

^ Doesn't sound too bad , not sure about potatoes AND rice...

....although on seconds thoughts double carbs

[Rocket Spud]

Nah, i reckon it'll work out. I've got easy noodles which i'm also considering. These taters are taking ages to bake, i'm starving

[Mo34]

Bloody hell, noodles an all!

Please take a pic of this concoction and post!

[Professor Willow]

I have purposely not put a new loo roll in the bathroom just to see how long it takes my bf to put one in there.
It's been 3 days now and still no loo roll, I have no idea how he's wiping his arse the lazy turd.

[Rocket Spud]

^^ Noooooo, not both! Blimey!

[Percy]

Originally Posted by D1662

I have purposely not put a new loo roll in the bathroom just to see how long it takes my bf to put one in there.
It's been 3 days now and still no loo roll, I have no idea how he's wiping his arse the lazy turd.

Makes me grimace just thinking about it.

[Mo34]

Originally Posted by Rocket Spud

^^ Noooooo, not both! Blimey!

Oh!

[Rocket Spud]

^ Frankly, i'm a little insulted you thought i'd do such a thing

It's looking really good actually - i've gone with rice - i'll get two servings out of it - bobs yer uncle lovely jubbly, i believe they say

[Mo34]

Soz! well you seemed to be just having a chuck it all in dinner! though I was thinking

Sounds alright I'm assuming the sausage is bloody Chorizo though!

[Rocket Spud]

Yeah, it was a 'let's google potato sausage eggs and see what comes up' sort of affair*. The rice idea was truly inspired though, like a bolt of lightening! It's turnt out really yummy

It was, from the lady next door



* Loosely based on this

[Mo34]

Ooo that looks good. Your making me bloody hungry! Yeah, kinda like egg fried rice but with a lot extra

I dunno how you can eat so much chorizo! I mean I like it but I couldn't eat so much of it, so often.

[Rocket Spud]

It really was, i'm not patting myself on the back, it was scrumptious and something i'll do again sometime. I added peas, tsp easy chilli - i didn't have an onion, sadly - plenty of olive oil, tomato paste ... i think that's all.

Hahaha, i'm not really fussed about eating something so often, especially when it's given to me! It does help that it's high quality too

[Mo34]

^ Actually the fact it's high quality probably does make a difference, I usually buy cheap supermarket stuff

[Consolida]

@ D1612 Maybe he's suffering with Constipation.

[Dougella]

Maybe he's doing the same to you to see how long it will take before you change it!

[Consolida]

^ But what are they both using in the meantime

[Professor Willow]

Originally Posted by Percy

Makes me grimace just thinking about it.

Originally Posted by Melangell

oh dear god.

Originally Posted by Consolida

@ D1612 Maybe he's suffering with Constipation.

Originally Posted by Dougella

Maybe he's doing the same to you to see how long it will take before you change it!

Originally Posted by Melangell

^

I wonder who will give in first!

Originally Posted by Consolida

^ But what are they both using in the meantime

Finally this morning he has put a new loo roll in the bathroom (not on the holder )
For the record I have had a roll hidden in the cupboard on the landing and I grab it on my way to the throne

[Toxic]

I find it funny your all freaking out hes not used any toilet roll for 3 days

Is it just me whos so incredibly tight in the bathroom department that I might only need toilet roll once or twice a week anyway

*shakes fist at you regular folk

[Pub Jo]

Apologise bit off topic.But for the last six months a human poo has been appearing on the private road at one of the places i sometimes work at.I just asumed it had to be an overnight jobbie because well i...too much imfo.Two weeks ago i looked round from my work to see this hairy backside emerging from trackies in broad day light. Right in front of an office window full of ladies working in the exact same spot couldnt believe it .The chappie squated down did his business but just as he got up he was confronted by the angry biulding manager who waved him away.He just stared at him for a minute and then slowly wandered off .He didnt have any toilet roll either.

[Percy]

^ How strange. Does he have a grudge against the company or someone else on that road? Has someone called the police?

[Pub Jo]

^ No i think probably homeless....

[Percy]

^ He could be autistic of course I suppose. I'd run it by the police in any event.