You know you're getting old when..

[girlinterrupted]

True^/^^! My brain is full of useless info like my mum's co-op dividend pin number or random advert jingles or tv theme tunes from the 80s

[Dougella]

^ Well you are very lucky! I don't think I even know what my phone number is now

[Rocket Spud]

When part of the grooming regime includes shaving your ear holes.

It's not as bad as it sounds. It's just the fine downy hairs around the ear hole are becoming thicker and growing longer. There's no colour to them... yet.

[biscuits]

^ how do you shave them? Sounds fiddly!

[R.H.I.N.O.]

^ One has a men's grooming kit when one gets to a certain age. There is a little machine for pesky ear and nose hair.

That's how I roll anyway.

[biscuits]

^ that sounds handy!

[Clumsy*]

On the subject of new hair when we're growing older, I normally have one or two nipple hair I have to tweeze out. But Rocket Spud's post has made me realise that I haven't had to do it for a quite a while now. Therefore I must be getting younger! (just wishful thinking)

[Rocket Spud]

^ That sounds painful. Are you smooth-chested otherwise or something?

^^^^ I've got a little trimmer thing on my shaver that you can angle and get the hairs with. I also use it to cut mutant eyebrow hairs.

[Clumsy*]

^No it's relatively painless, and it's only a couple of hair. It's quite common for women to get them on nipples as they mature, if they didn't naturally have them in the first place. Yes I'm normally smooth-chested I'm realising with your question that maybe you thought I was a man?

[The Devil, Probably.]

When you wake up tired and unrefreshed and remember fondly the long gone days of waking up in a tent pitched overnight.

[Rocket Spud]

^ Ahh ..... yes, i did think you were male! Why, i'm not sure..

[Clumsy*]

^Because I'm shit at picking usernames, that's why

[Rocket Spud]

Well, it doesn't really give much in the way of a hint

Perhaps an avatar is needed.. ? Someone dressed in one of those vagina costumes.. ?

[Clumsy*]

I am a feminist and a weirdo but even that is pretty extreme

And who's that in your avatar pic? Fran Healy in a helmet?

[Dougella]

^ I knew you were a woman! And yes women getting nipple hairs is very normal, if a bit annoying

[Rocket Spud]

^^ ... How about a picture of an overstuffed ham roll.. ? Keep it subtle.

Haha, it's Jesse from Breaking Bad, go karting like a maniac

[genovese]

Originally Posted by Rocket Spud

^^ ... How about a picture of an overstuffed ham roll.. ?

[Rocket Spud]

[Dougella]

^^ Do women actually post things like that?!

[Rocket Spud]

^ This is outrageous?

[Dougella]

^ No, not outrageous. I'm just surprised at the honesty I guess. But then people post everything on the internet don't they! Anyway, carry on.....

[Rocket Spud]

Well, i think it's intention was humour rather then a genuine issue with having labia spillage. Even still, having large labia isn't anything to be ashamed of.

[Dougella]

^ Yes, I did read it as humour! And you're right, nothing wrong with that at all.

[Ronnie_Pickering]

buying anusol. You've been warned.

[SFC01]

Originally Posted by affluenza

buying anusol. You've been warned.

Lol

When your grandad, when he was 94, is staring back at you in selfies.

[cymruambyth26]

When you look at the UK Top 40 music chart and you don't know more than half the people in it. When your parents ask you to tell them who a young artist is and you don't even know who they are.

This happens quite often.

[Rocket Spud]

'Top' anything is done with. Isn't it? I miss the 90s so bad. I'm so glad i experienced the 90s.

[Dougella]

When you don't understand GCSE grades anymore, what are these numbers?! Where did the letter grades go.

[Rocket Spud]

Highest is best.. ? Up to, what.. ? 10?

Yeah, there's a bit of wonder about what was 'wrong' with the previous system....

[limey123]

Originally Posted by Dougella

When you don't understand GCSE grades anymore, what are these numbers?! Where did the letter grades go.

I feel your pain.