Random Questions (3) - Page 18

Rocket Spud · #**511** 4th October 2015, 18:21

^ Bingo, James, bingo

Azi · #**512** 4th October 2015, 19:33

Nooo, cauliflower cheese is an essential element of a proper roast.

Rocket Spud · #**513** 4th October 2015, 19:40

That cheese sauce shite shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a roast whether it be on cauliflower (which i don't mind, actually) or any other roast.. participant.. !

I didn't expect opposition, especially from someone who can cook a bit.

Azi · #**514** 4th October 2015, 19:46

It's fine, I'll eat the cheesey goodness. You can have the rest.

Rocket Spud · #**515** 4th October 2015, 19:51

Very well, Cheese Queen

Azi · #**516** 4th October 2015, 19:56

My sister-in-law says we live on Planet Cheese in our house. It's not my fault cheese happens to make everything well in the world.

Indigo_ · #**517** 4th October 2015, 20:22

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Originally Posted by Azi

It's not my fault cheese happens to make everything well in the world.

Never have truer words been spoken. Cheese rules. Just not with gravy

Azi · #**518** 4th October 2015, 20:23

Pfft, I bet you're one of these weirdos that won't have cheese with marmite either.

Indigo_ · #**519** 4th October 2015, 20:25

The only thing marmite goes on is toast

It shouldn't be anywhere near cheese

Azi · #**520** 4th October 2015, 20:27

Cheese should be with everything. Ergo, cheese should be with marmite, with gravy but most importantly, with me.

Get in my belly.

^ Precisely.

LonelyBoy · #**521** 4th October 2015, 20:29

How do you page a pager?

I have a Motorola pager with what looks like a phone number on the rear of it.

Of course I have no one to page and nothing to page no one about, but it would be quite nice to learn how to do it.

Azi · #**522** 4th October 2015, 20:30

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Originally Posted by biscuits

Marmite doesn't even go in the shopping trolley!

C'mon, biscuits, you gotta love a bit of marmite!

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBoy

How do you page a pager?

I have a Motorola pager with what looks like a phone number on the rear of it.

Of course I have no one to page and nothing to page no one about, but it would be quite nice to learn how to do it.

I've always wondered that, actually.

Z. · #**523** 4th October 2015, 20:31

The only thing Marmite goes with is the surface of a bin liner.

BURN!

Indigo_ · #**524** 4th October 2015, 20:33

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Originally Posted by Azi

Cheese should be with everything. Ergo, cheese should be with marmite, with gravy but most importantly, with me.

Get in my belly.

Can't argue with that.

Azi · #**525** 4th October 2015, 20:33

^^ Y'know, that username kinda takes the edge off the burn.

We need a poll.

Indigo_ · #**526** 4th October 2015, 20:36

Still the only one who was rooting for Bat Fastard

LonelyBoy · #**527** 4th October 2015, 20:36

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Originally Posted by biscuits

^ You ring the number, and it asks you what your message is. Then it converts it into a text that goes to the pager. Some pager take voice messages, some only send the number of the person trying to contact them.

Goddammit, it might just work. Thanks.

Jam · #**528** 4th October 2015, 20:37

I known most of the band members of The Smiths don't like the spread, but I think Johnny Marr-might.

LonelyBoy · #**529** 4th October 2015, 20:39

"The number you have called is not recognised. Please place the pager in the bagging area."

LonelyBoy · #**530** 4th October 2015, 20:43

There's a Motorola Help Line number on the rear, too, but that help centre probably closed in 1984 or something. And I'm scared to call it. What if they ask me who I'm trying to call and what my message is? I'll have to lie. It will be terrible. Just terrible.

Azi · #**531** 4th October 2015, 20:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by jam

I known most of the band members of The Smiths don't like the spread, but I think Johnny Marr-might.

MLP James · #**532** 5th October 2015, 14:12

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Originally Posted by biscuits

They all used to make mine worse! I use baby shampoo and that seems to have stopped it. Also a quick cold rinse before you get out the shower helps.

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Originally Posted by JD32

I was prescribed medicated shampoo years ago called Selsun, that helped my dandruff.

Hm, I guess I'll try the dandruff shampoo first, and then ask doctor if it doesn't get better. Thanks for the help.

Appear · #**533** 7th October 2015, 20:28

Can gammon ever be anything but disappointing?

newbs16 · #**534** 7th October 2015, 20:30

Do men get to a certain age and think I must grow a beard?

Indigo_ · #**535** 7th October 2015, 20:31

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Originally Posted by Appear

Can gammon ever be anything but disappointing?

Are you eating it egg-less? Or, without a jacket potato and cheese and beans?

Appear · #**536** 7th October 2015, 20:39

^ No, I had two fried eggs, but they disappointed me too so I only ended up having a little dip in the yolk of each (because I'm an equal opportunities eater). No jacket potato. I don't particularly like potatoes generally, especially those that still look potato-like. I had a few chips though, but they were also... yeah, I think you can guess.

Rocket Spud · #**537** 7th October 2015, 20:39

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Originally Posted by newbie2013

Do men get to a certain age and think I must grow a beard?

I could if i would ... hang on, that sounds wrong...

Do we need a 'Ask Men Anything' AMA thread?

Appear · #**538** 7th October 2015, 20:40

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Originally Posted by newbie2013

Do men get to a certain age and think I must grow a beard?

Are we talking just facial beards or...?

newbs16 · #**539** 7th October 2015, 20:41

Yeah lol

Olly. · #**540** 8th October 2015, 14:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Appear

Can gammon ever be anything but disappointing?

It can actually! My dad has a good way of cooking it so it's juicy and not very dry like it can be if not cooked properly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbie2013

Do men get to a certain age and think I must grow a beard?

Some men do, although I'm not sure beards are quite the fashion these days, I don't see many younger guys in particular with beards. Though they may be making a comeback I'm not sure

Even if I wanted to, I couldn't grow one though

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Sorry if I missed this last night, but did any of our members living in the northern parts of the UK (and apparently some parts of NI and Wales) catch a glimspe of the Northern Lights last night? My dream to see them continues, though there is apparently going to be more chances in the coming weeks to see them in the UK