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Old 26th October 2023, 14:43
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Old 26th October 2023, 15:45
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Old 26th October 2023, 17:08
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Old 26th October 2023, 18:06
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awww that's really made me sad that last sentence. The men of sauk are good puds!

Also "I'll be there" is three words, so it's disqualified!
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Old 26th October 2023, 18:18
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Old 26th October 2023, 18:18
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Old 26th October 2023, 20:01
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Old 26th October 2023, 20:06
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Old 26th October 2023, 20:16
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Old 27th October 2023, 01:35
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Old 27th October 2023, 01:36
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Haha someone actually said this to me once. It wasn't a date but I just thought "**** you ya prick" haha
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Old 28th October 2023, 23:52
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Old 28th October 2023, 23:53
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Old 29th October 2023, 00:18
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Old 29th October 2023, 00:28
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Old 29th October 2023, 00:39
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Old 29th October 2023, 00:43
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Old 29th October 2023, 07:13
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Old 29th October 2023, 07:14
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Old 29th October 2023, 07:15
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Old 29th October 2023, 07:17
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Old 29th October 2023, 07:42
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Old 29th October 2023, 08:13
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Old 29th October 2023, 13:08
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Old 29th October 2023, 15:51
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Old 29th October 2023, 17:08
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Old 30th October 2023, 10:53
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Old 30th October 2023, 10:53
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Old 30th October 2023, 11:01
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Old 30th October 2023, 11:02
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