Random Questions (3)

[Mo34]

Yeah

[Indigo_]

Yep

[kirbycrackle]

does anyone know what caused it? Did we hit a black hole? Check the log and see who was on watch last night

[kirbycrackle]

^ biscuits has given me a brain wave...we replace the hamsters with cats! Yes! Finally mankind has found a dignified use for natures mistake! Mwahhahaha

[kirbycrackle]

^ Don't make me slap the wether out of your mouth with my duelling glove mister!

[kirbycrackle]

^ depends,if you are vegetarian I'd say maybe give it a miss

[Oddity]

[Rocket Spud]

How are you going to prove that you've peed on the tree?

[Rocket Spud]

Yeeaahhh, it's an idea ... best sleep on it i reckon.

[kirbycrackle]

Originally Posted by Always

I watched it.

I bloody watched it despite my favourite film this year being Solaris.

After reading the synopsis for the second and third film i'm glad I bowed out cos I don't really want to see extreme violence and a man eating a pickled clitoris from a jar.


(I've also added the film to my list of red flags for a potential MrAlways. If he likes this film..he is a wrongun)

I can imagine that conversation '...I love the decor here, what a lovely evening...where do you stand on human centipedes!?'

[flumpsy]

Generally speaking with no outside influence is an ace one or eleven ? I mean if you had to choose ?

[nobody spotted the typo before I fixed it right]

[flumpsy]

Originally Posted by Rebka

Yay! I sound like I know what I'm talking about!

If you say so rebka, if you say so


So aces means almost zero, gotcha

[flumpsy]

Does this smell a bit funny to you ?



I accidentally bought full milk and dont know what it is meant to smell like. It smells really "milky", like getting skacked around the face by a massive udder.

[indiegirl1980]

Is it ok to admit that you don't hate Piers Morgan?
I think that the thing with Piers is sometimes he doesn't think before opening his mouth/ putting finger to keypad to Tweet and it all comes out as rubbish.
He must spend all day thinking : "Well, that sounded a lot different in my head".
I think it's the same deal with Noel Gallagher.

[Toxic]

Originally Posted by flumpsy

Does this smell a bit funny to you ?



I accidentally bought full milk and dont know what it is meant to smell like. It smells really "milky", like getting skacked around the face by a massive udder.

This reminds me of a time I was in desperate need of some milk, only to be greeted by some strange goats milk in the fridge, I took a gamble and used it, thought it was pretty vile but presumed "thats goats milk" ...nope, nope, apparently it was very much off how was I to know!

[flumpsy]

^

^^ I checked and no indiegirl1980, that is not ok. You must keep that to yourself.

[kirbycrackle]

Originally Posted by indiegirl1980

Is it ok to admit that you don't hate Piers Morgan?
I think that the thing with Piers is sometimes he doesn't think before opening his mouth/ putting finger to keypad to Tweet and it all comes out as rubbish.
He must spend all day thinking : "Well, that sounded a lot different in my head".
I think it's the same deal with Noel Gallagher.

It's his fat head ego thats the problem. The mans a twonk. All the apologists in the world won't change that.

[Fluorescent Grey]

Originally Posted by indiegirl1980

Is it ok to admit that you don't hate Piers Morgan?
I think that the thing with Piers is sometimes he doesn't think before opening his mouth/ putting finger to keypad to Tweet and it all comes out as rubbish.
He must spend all day thinking : "Well, that sounded a lot different in my head".
I think it's the same deal with Noel Gallagher.

Nah he's a stupid narcissitic ****. Such ****ers don't regret the diarrhoea that spills out of their mouths. They're always right in their own stupid ****ing minds. People admire those who aren't intelligent enough to have doubts. This prick knows everything for certain and he's never going to be wrong in his dumb deluded head. As the Mooch would say, hes just trying to suck his own dick.

[Toxic]

^ Up here in the north where we have no class, I'd just fill that blank in with "food"

I'm going out for food later.

Yep that works for me!

[flumpsy]

^^ Its technically half way between brunch and dinner. Its clearly brinner.

A word me and my mate have actually pondered on before. We discarded dunch and brea.

[Rocket Spud]

When do you reckon humans stopped licking the afterbirth/goo off of their babies?

[flumpsy]

^ Just gone 2:15 pm

[Rocket Spud]

[Fluorescent Grey]

Who made the Darth Alan video? I'm sure the person who created it posted it here but I can't seem to find it. Great video. Who'd have thought Alan Partridge and Darth Vader would go together so well? Genius. I keep thinking of Darth Vader turning on his lightsaber, "Yes! it's an extender." This video.

[Ronnie_Pickering]

No chocolate cake for Rebka. And why are the birds laughing

[flumpsy]

^ Radish, chili, horseradish, onion.

Honestly I suffer from sinus issues and all my meals are heavy on the above for exactly this reason.

[Clementine]

^^ Steam helps too.

[flumpsy]

^^^ A netti pot works of course but you need to own a netti pot of course.

[flumpsy]

^ its not as bad as it seems after the first few tries and it really does work. I agree though, its a very odd thought.

[flumpsy]

^ You are left with nothing in terms of self. Unconsciousness still contains self of some manor or another so it isnt that.

After a death the universe still contains the exact same atomic content only I wouldnt be here to notice. Electrical charges and chemical compounds would change I guess, or more to the point not change, locally to me they would freeze.

I am guessing this would have been the exact post where I should be hilarious but no, that is not the case. Death is the completion of life. The end of a process.

Erm.... BOOM BOOM ?