Type what you're thinking about right now (11)

[Indigo_]

Originally Posted by Merritt

How much kitchenware (I can't think of a better word) is it reasonable for a single person to own? I have three bowls, and I'm seriously (seriously) considering buying a fourth. Would I be crossing a line though? Is that where madness lies?

I live on my own and own at least 10 bowls. Four should be fine

[David K]

Originally Posted by Tiger_Lily

I live on my own and own at least 10 bowls. Four should be fine

You only wash up twice a month though.

[Merritt]

The truth is I should keep on top of my washing up, I know. There's only one of me, and I have three bowls, so that's... wait... hang on, I've got this... three bowls for every me. A fourth could open up so many possibilities though, like a late evening bowl of soup, without the danger of being left bowlless at breakfast next morning. And, you know, having to do the dishes out of necessity rather than choice, which is a thought so terrible I feel I shouldn't even type it.

That's (embarrassingly) quite a comfort to hear, Tiger_Lily I love hearing mundane details about other people's lives, to compare them to mine. How many cups and mugs do you have? I have nine (not counting glasses)

[Unnecessarily Long Username_1]

I live alone and I have four bowls, four large plates, eight mugs, six teaspoons, six tablespoons, six knives, six forks, two wine glasses, two pint glasses and six smaller glasses. I use the dishwasher every three or four days. I use it when it's not full because I'm wasteful like that. I sometimes fill it with ***8364;20 notes.

[anxiouslondoner]

^I have about ten of each thing. I would use the dishwasher more but it's a pain to run it, then I forget to empty it, and when I open it again everything in it needs rewashing because it's got things growing on it...

[Indigo_]

Originally Posted by David K

You only wash up twice a month though.

I'll have you know I am a daily washer-upper-er!

Originally Posted by Merritt

That's (embarrassingly) quite a comfort to hear, Tiger_Lily I love hearing mundane details about other people's lives, to compare them to mine. How many cups and mugs do you have? I have nine (not counting glasses)

Probably around 15. And I drink neither tea nor coffee

[Silent Ninja]

Wondering if the banoffee trifle I made this evening will taste alright, I guess I'll find out tomorrow when I eat it.

[atlantic]

Watching First Dates and was thinking 'ive seen that woman from somewhere before' Only till the guy walked in that I realised I seen this episode already and thats where I remember her from

[Dougella]

It is quite odd to find yourself in a situation where someone else is having an anxious meltdown and you have to be calm.

[Generation Erm]

^ Didn't archaeologists find noah's ark on top of a mountain?. I'm sure i saw a news article about it.

[Omar Little]

^Evangelical Christian 'archaeologists' dug up some bits of rotted wood on Mount Ararat (the supposed resting place of the ark and also the answer to a question that once gave me victory in a game of trivial pursuit!) and declared they'd found it. I think this has happened a few times. Every time one of those nutters stumbles upon a bit of wood up a mountain they declare they've found the bloody ark.

[Dougella]

^ Never mind the conundrum of getting a pair of every species of animal in the world onto one boat and somehow preventing them from the natural behaviour of eating each other...

[Omar Little]

^You just tell them all to behave themselves.

[David K]

Originally Posted by Fungus

I think the local Jehovah's Witnesses can smell blood. After our last chat before Christmas, this time she brought her husband with her to try and brainwash I mean convert me. As I talked about evolution before they brought a religious book explaining things from their point of view. However they believe in Noah's ark and all the old testament bullshit so I have trouble taking them seriously. Whenever I asked any serious questions they answered using English words in sentences and yet none of it made any real sense,they would make good politicians.

You're going to burn. Creationists have the best books.







(sorry for massive images)

[Professor Willow]

How being gay is very much a young mans sport, once you turn 31 you may as well top yourself

[Dougella]

^ My Mother is still 'dating' at the age of 60 something, I don't think there's an age limit (Although admittedly she isn't a gay man)

[Oddity]

^ Plus, they're mostly search and spam bots so probably don't have much to say

[Oddity]

I'm thinking I really am too honest.

[Oddity]

Being up at night, I'm pretty sure, is just avoidance. I need to push myself to stay on normal time.

[David K]

^^ For grassing up the spambots?

And yeah, same here. I feel in complete control of things when I'm alone at night.

[Oddity]

Yeah They're going to drag me into the dark web and beat me now

I like night mostly because I know no-one will call, knock on the door, look over my shoulder. It's bliss but makes me depressed after a while.

[David K]

I understand completely.

If someone looked over my shoulder now I would find it very disturbing.

[Fantastical]

Whether to apply for Oxford university :/ they charge £75 just to apply, then their fees are considerably higher than anywhere else. Imagine it's a more competitive and high pressured environment than other universities, which wouldn't be good for me. But on the other hand it's one of the best universities...

[Oddity]

^ Oxford? Blimey

^^ I wouldn't really recommend the nocturnal lifestyle. When you do have to interact it makes it even more difficult Plus time seems to go twice as fast!

[Fantastical]

Think I'm not going to apply. Costs over £3,000 more than York o.O

Owe you a pm, being all avoidant with them again!

[Oddity]

No worries

[Ronnie_Pickering]

I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.

I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that i knew where he lived

[Fantastical]

^

[Dougella]

The female voice on the recorded message on the DWP phone line sounds mildly irritated and also slightly drunk today.

[Omar Little]

^Two of the prerequisites for working for the DWP.