Random Questions (3) - Page 113

biscuits · #**3361** 14th September 2022, 18:59

I really struggle with reading and focusing on long pieces of text on a screen. I was wondering if anyone knows of an add-on or something that I could use on Google Chrome that would read a webpage out loud to me?

Professor Willow · #**3362** 2nd October 2022, 22:11

How can someone who has never met me miss me?

Hollie · #**3363** 2nd October 2022, 22:40

^ I'm not sure of your interactions with this person but maybe if you used to talk often and now don't talk as much, maybe they miss that? Just an idea

Bluebear · #**3364** 3rd October 2022, 22:19

I'm so sorry about your cat, I only just saw this

Bluebear · #**3365** 3rd October 2022, 22:20

^ ^ ^ I agree with Hollie, maybe you're not around as much and they miss talking to you?

Professor Willow · #**3366** 4th October 2022, 19:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollie

^ I'm not sure of your interactions with this person but maybe if you used to talk often and now don't talk as much, maybe they miss that? Just an idea

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluebear

^ ^ ^ I agree with Hollie, maybe you're not around as much and they miss talking to you?

Yes I hadn't thought about it like that.
We have only ever interacted online unfortunately and sometimes we do go through quiet spells.

Who knows maybe we will meet in person one day.

Alone. · #**3367** 26th October 2022, 20:47

Is it only me, or do certain bass tones remind you of someone having an anger outburst? Not really deep sub basses, as they actually sound smooth, but ones like 4:00 on this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u-wOk8kCVk

Existential Jam · #**3368** 27th October 2022, 20:16

^ Anything khaki. And a gilet. A khaki gilet? Kill me now.

anxiouslondoner · #**3369** 27th October 2022, 21:33

^^ concrete swimming trunks

Percy · #**3370** 29th October 2022, 20:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Percy

What's happened to sugar puffs?

Yay i found sugar puffs.

Dougella · #**3371** 29th October 2022, 20:40

^ Did you have to get them on the black market?!

Percy · #**3372** 29th October 2022, 20:42

No fortunately tescos in Burseldon does them.

anxiouslondoner · #**3373** 29th October 2022, 20:44

Am I really this unpopular?
Do I have a serial-killer doppelganger or something?

biscuits · #**3374** 29th October 2022, 21:45

^ I like you, al

anxiouslondoner · #**3375** 29th October 2022, 22:23

^ thanks B. I like you too!

Clumsy* · #**3376** 29th October 2022, 22:37

Yeah, you're a good egg, AnxiousLondoner

Anyone who says otherwise is a donkey

Rocket Spud · #**3377** 29th October 2022, 22:45

Oi, whats wrong with donkeys? Never hurt anyone. You fall off a donkey, it's your own fault. I'm not having it!

biscuits · #**3378** 29th October 2022, 22:56

^ Donkeys are the worst! They're worse than wet socks. They're the wet socks of the animal kingdom.

I can't even look at them because they make me feel so sad.

(aw thanks, al! :D)

Rocket Spud · #**3379** 29th October 2022, 23:21

Pah, you're drunk! What do you know about donkeys.. ? What do you know about wet socks... ? Ponies and Zebras, now there's your wet socks. No use for either. Donkeys work their arse off and with a smile on their face.

Clumsy* · #**3380** 29th October 2022, 23:51

There's no chance I fall off a donkey, Spud, cos I'm never going on one (of the figurative kind)

I forgot to add: I mean no offence to donkeys, Dicks and Karens

Chess&Junkfood · #**3381** 30th October 2022, 01:58

No words are needed, AL. Enjoy!

Clumsy?

I've got you those bath towels I mentioned a bit ago. Although don't tell Percy, I haven't got his yet

Biscuit?
Spud?
AL?
Clumsy?

Can I have a quick chat in the Rubber Chicken HQ please? It won't take long

I also want the forum to know that everyone is of course welcome at the Rubber Chicken HQ

biscuits · #**3382** 30th October 2022, 10:15

^ Monogrammed towels, now that is fancy. I can't afford the monthly fees for the rubber chicken club. I was also put off by the snacks. Olives? Far too fancy for a scruff like me. We'll talk when you install a scruff section.

Chess&Junkfood · #**3383** 30th October 2022, 14:04

Biscuit! I owe you an apology!

As you are of course the leader of the Rubber Chickens, I should have asked you for a shake of a feather before calling that meeting

I do apologise for that oversight!

And as for those olives! I will make sure that Genovese will get right onto it!

Also, while we are still on the subject of Genovese. It might be worth asking him to step down from his role as a Robocop

After all, what with his upcoming stand up debut to focus on. Olives to be removed. And wanting Genovese to recite me some love poetry, while also dressed in a rooster costume

I guess what I'm trying to say is, maybe it's time that Genovese came home to roost!

Anyway, apologies again for that oversight, Biscuit. And of course no fees are owed for the leader of the rubber chickens!

I've also fast tracked you some monogramed bath towels. Although don't tell Percy, I still haven't done his yet

biscuits · #**3384** 5th November 2022, 00:07

^ Twitter is a bit faceless in comparison to other social media platforms and it's a keyboard warrior's paradise. The content/discourse also reminds me of the basement of this forum. MySpace was the best social media for making new friends because it was open and easier to interact. I remember making quite a lot of friends on there through shared interests. Social media these days seems more about connecting with people you know already, or about following famous people.

^^ oh wow. Those are smashing towels. But I worry that people will see the B and think they're my bum towels. But I like the idea of that being a detract as I would hate to share a towel with another human being.

Existential Jam · #**3385** 11th November 2022, 20:41

Is biweekly twice a week or once every two weeks?

biscuits · #**3386** 11th November 2022, 20:53

Twice a week
Once every two weeks is fortnightly

biscuits · #**3387** 11th November 2022, 20:54

Oh ignore me, google says it can mean both!

Existential Jam · #**3388** 11th November 2022, 20:55

^ oh ok, thanks. Makes sense.

Existential Jam · #**3389** 11th November 2022, 20:56

Yeah google told me both and confused me.

Dougella · #**3390** 11th November 2022, 23:25

^ It seems so, sometimes!

I want to ask, on the types of toilet where the flush is a button that's split into two halves and on one half there is one line and on the other half there is two lines......what do the buttons mean?! Is the two line one for a bigger flush and the one line one for a smaller flushes?