Type what you're thinking about right now (11)

[Mo34]

I really fancy a massive calorific Chinese, maybe with a bottle of plonk, oh and some company.

Not that i'm gonna get any of these.

[choirgirl]

Wondering if I can send chocolate to Australia for Christmas or if it will get sadly seized at customs.

[choirgirl]

^Thanks, that's kind. I honestly can't find the answer and am going around in circles. It must be somewhere. Just thought I'd do these things while my mind is on them.

[Professor Willow]

Is it too late to drink a cup of tea?

[anewyear]

Sunday lunch tomorrow (today). To man-hug or not man-hug? That is the question..

[Tom Morello]

I badly need a proper hug but I have no one around who I feel comfortable to ask.

[3stacks]

I can never fall asleep early any more or barely at all and my ear is super blocked it's so annoying. I need my ear penetrated.

[Toxic]

I've got a list as long as my arm of small tedious tasks I need to achieve this weekend. I don't have the energy to do any of it.

I find it hard to do anything outside of work..I have various avoidance issues about going out..and no energy to do anything inside and I really don't know how to fix..either.

All I've got is the little speech in my head again for tomorrow about how I'm going to ask for more money at work (it won't happen)

[Schmosby]

Yes! I've got lots of odds and ends to do today.

[Professor Willow]

How difficult it is to make friends in the gay community, 99% of gay men are literally only ever after one thing.
Even meeting someone for coffee is expected to result in some form of sexual encounter and it's not just the young guys, the older ones are just as bad if not worse.

Whatever happened to a time when people could form platonic friendships?
It would be nice to just be able to chat with someone about random stuff and hangout together and not have to be worried about them trying to get you into their bed.

[Schmosby]

Why does your friend need to be gay and male?

[Professor Willow]

Originally Posted by Schmosby

Why does your friend need to be gay and male?

I'm not looking specifically for a gay male friend, although I don't think I would feel particularly comfortable discussing certain topics with a straight bloke tbh.
It's really just something I have noticed from being in various 'friendship' groups on Facebook etc people say they are looking for new friends but it ultimately boils down to them wanting a quick ****.

[Mo34]

Well finally, after another email to the landlord saying that I can't get through on the phone, they rang me. A letter will finally be sent to the git downstairs and if he doesn't change his ways he will get a visit. Still glad I've went to the wardens as well though. Might drop them an email and tell them where things are.

It's lovely and quiet at the min as he hasn't been here all weekend. Wish he'd stay away.

[Appear]

Not thinking about Him. Nope. Definitely not. Not picking over today's crazy flirty messages. Not already planning what I'll wear for when he's invited himself round (something slightly tight but not so tight that it'll mess my hair up too much if it happens to come off). Not going over potential mildly insulting greetings designed to compel him to approach me in feigned annoyance so I can condescendingly apologise with a pat on the back and a cheeky kiss.

Ugggghhh. Flapping slap me.

[Jen.]

^

[Schmosby]

Wondering where my wank pants are. I washed them with my sheets this weekend as I always do, but mum decided to be useful for once and hang up my washing. She returned the dry sheets to me yesterday but no pants. I'm now having to use my rowing pants as emergency wank pants meaning I now have to row naked.

My uncle came and did his washing today and took it away, so maybe he accidentally took my wank pants. I guess I'll have to ask mum.

Update: Walked into mum's room to ask her where my wank pants are and they were just right there on the side as I walked in, so all sorted.

[limey123]

^ It's a first-world problem!

[Schmosby]

Yes, I guess in some parts of the world they have no other option than to go on their rowing machines naked. Christmas really makes you think about those less fortunate, nobody should have to row naked in 2019.

[Dougella]

^^^ This post brings up many questions.

[Appear]

Originally Posted by Jen.

^

Appreciated, Pat. I'll probably need another in five.

[Schmosby]

^^ Strong boobs can be a double-edged sword.

[Professor Willow]

What the hell are 'wank pants'?

[Dougella]

^ I didn't like to ask, but I was wondering.

[3stacks]

I'd like to wear schmosby's wank pants

[Professor Willow]

Originally Posted by Dougella

^ I didn't like to ask, but I was wondering.

Being a bloke I feel like I should know what they are, but I just assumed that everyone else took their pants off before having a five knuckle shuffle

[Schmosby]

Originally Posted by D1662

What the hell are 'wank pants'?

[Dougella]

^ Do you mean pants as in trousers or pants as in underpants?

[Schmosby]

Originally Posted by Dougella

^ Do you mean pants as in trousers or pants as in underpants?

It's basically a penis handkerchief. Environmentally friendly. Corbyn approved.

[Dougella]

^ Don't do that to me

[edbander]

I'm greatful for the days when my mum's feeling fairly healthy. 80% of the time