Limericks game - Page 11

Winnie57 · #**301** 22nd August 2015, 19:38

A man with a terrible stammer

sully · #**302** 22nd August 2015, 20:05

A man with a terrible stammer
killed his wife with a hammer

sully · #**303** 23rd August 2015, 22:23

A man with a terrible stammer
killed his wife with a hammer
Then he married her sister

Winnie57 · #**304** 26th August 2015, 00:30

A man with a terrible stammer
killed his wife with a hammer
Then he married her sister
Who he called K-K-Krista

umm · #**305** 26th August 2015, 01:21

Who wants to start? Not me!

sully · #**306** 26th August 2015, 12:00

Who wants to start? Not me!
I'm not either too scaryyy

Merritt · #**307** 27th August 2015, 03:18

Who wants to start? Not me!
I'm not either too scaryyy
And so the game was not started
And the players all parted
What's the last line? Diddle dee-dee

sully · #**308** 27th August 2015, 06:55

Did you hear about John Terry?

sully · #**309** 27th August 2015, 16:34

Did you hear about John Terry ?
Picked his arse and out fell last night's curry.
He was still in bed so didnt keep a clean sheet

Winnie57 · #**310** 27th August 2015, 21:20

Did you hear about John Terry ?
Picked his arse and out fell last night's curry.
He was still in bed so didn't keep a clean sheet
But fouled not with his feet

sully · #**311** 28th August 2015, 06:50

Roll up roll up roll up

sully · #**312** 28th August 2015, 11:50

Roll up roll up roll up
Im selling 3x kittens and 1x pup

sully · #**313** 29th August 2015, 22:29

Roll up roll up roll up
Im selling 3x kittens and 1x pup
and having a joint
With a pint
Of lager in my cup

Winnie57 · #**314** 30th August 2015, 18:03

Can you guess what I'm having for dinner?

sully · #**315** 31st August 2015, 09:29

Can you guess what I'm having for dinner?
Whats the prize if im the winner?

sully · #**316** 3rd September 2015, 10:57

Can you guess what I'm having for dinner?
Whats the prize if I'm the winner?
oh better still do I get to share?
I'm gonna win fair and square.
please all you losers don't be bitter

sully · #**317** 3rd September 2015, 10:58

There was a pig that could fly,

Winnie57 · #**318** 17th September 2015, 22:02

There was a pig that could fly,
He lived in a sty in the sky

Kevin Hodge · #**319** 11th February 2018, 23:57

There was a pig that could fly,
He lived in a sty in the sky
Where he practised this stunt
That he learned from his sibling the runt
Til dave cameron discharged in his eye