You know you're getting old when.. - Page 14

Mo34 · #**391** 28th June 2017, 16:11

^
I wish!

Pink*Lady · #**392** 28th June 2017, 20:34

It gets harder to keep the weight off as you get older.

flumpsy · #**393** 28th June 2017, 21:48

A bath with a door in the side starts to feel like the delorean of baths.

Omar Little · #**394** 3rd July 2017, 15:57

You start talking to the people in the film you're watching.
I was watching a film just now where someone said "Technically, it wasn't my fault. Then again, I've always been the responsible one." I found myself pausing it to say "Yeah, you're right. Technically it's not on you... but, this is on you!"

I mean, ****ing hell, as if i don't have enough to worry about already without starting to converse with the goddamn television. Next thing I'll be saying things to my computer! Typing my thoughts at it...

Dougella · #**395** 10th July 2017, 11:04

When you start thinking you might need to deliberately do some form of exercise.

flumpsy · #**396** 13th July 2017, 21:28

You have outlived your bag for life

Mo34 · #**397** 14th July 2017, 20:29

When you plan to get a couple of bottles of wine in and then cba, opting for a nice cup of tea and chocolate.

Ronnie_Pickering · #**398** 17th July 2017, 23:09

When you see Zoe ball and fat boy slim were married 18 years... (It's been that long?!)

When you randomly find yourself listening to swing on radio 2 and thinking it's quite good..........

flumpsy · #**399** 17th July 2017, 23:10

^ I think just listening to actual radio qualifies on its own doesn't it ?

indiegirl1980 · #**400** 29th July 2017, 13:46

The reporters on your local news now look about 15 and on work experience.

Rocket Spud · #**401** 29th July 2017, 19:44

You change the bottle opener thing on your keyring and it feels like a momentous occasion.

Ronnie_Pickering · #**402** 30th July 2017, 19:33

when driving 5 miles seems like too far out the comfort zone

Ronnie_Pickering · #**403** 30th July 2017, 19:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purplesnarf

It's sad they split, they made a great couple.

Yeah. Usually couples who've been together that long and had kids? usually get back together. Though it's going to to take some time Zoe ball to get over this tragedy. Quite sad, you wonder what the specifics were that led to it.

kirbycrackle · #**404** 30th July 2017, 20:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laird McFlumpsy

^ I think just listening to actual radio qualifies on its own doesn't it ?

I concur. My aunt and uncle have it going all day...even though the telly is on at the same time. Drives me crackers lol

flumpsy · #**405** 30th July 2017, 21:02

When you find yourself jokingly (honest, it really was, I swear) the theme tune to dawson's creek in the voices of the bee gee. Lyricless of course, just noises.

Time for a visit to Switzerland I think.

indiegirl1980 · #**406** 5th August 2017, 16:37

^^
My Mum and Dad do that and then they try and have a conversation over the top of them both! And the radio is in the kitchen and the TV is in the living room to add insult to injury!

Clementine · #**407** 7th August 2017, 10:01

People who are younger than you consider themselves to be middle aged, when it hadn't really crossed your mind that you were yourself.

Oddity · #**408** 7th August 2017, 15:33

39 isn't middle aged

Earliest is 45, I'd say more 50 these days

Toxic · #**409** 7th August 2017, 20:23

It freaks me out when you see..I don't know...Professional "insert sport" players..at 18/19, or when they are retiring at 30..and I just sit there at 31 feeling completely past it already.

Actors/people on TV..anything, "Meet steve, hes 24 married with 2 kids" ..yeah **** off I'm 31 and I've got.. lego

Mo34 · #**410** 8th August 2017, 17:25

^
Oh don't, that's beyond frightening. 23 years for me

Ajax Amsterdam · #**411** 8th August 2017, 18:08

... Your THIRD 10-year passport is about to run out.

Azalea · #**412** 8th August 2017, 18:11

^^ I left 38 years ago

Ajax Amsterdam · #**413** 8th August 2017, 18:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azalea

^^ I left 38 years ago

Same here.

Ronnie_Pickering · #**414** 21st August 2017, 23:05

When you hear two people in your office rave about a fps game, and you just think to yourself 'I've been there', heyday of gaming circulates and the next gen come along and think their game is the best thing since sliced bread and all older games are inferior.

Damp_Squib · #**415** 22nd August 2017, 21:20

when old people don't look as old as they once did.

Dougella · #**416** 2nd September 2017, 20:09

When you find you can legitimately think to yourself "I'm too old for this sh*t."

Mr. Nobody · #**417** 4th September 2017, 12:36

you look in the mirror (with your glasses on, for a change) - eek!

flumpsy · #**418** 5th September 2017, 01:56

It hurts when you pee, your farts smell of jessica fletcher and you can instantly recall the theme tune to TAXI in your head at a moments notice.

kirbycrackle · #**419** 5th September 2017, 02:04

^ I won't ask what she's doing there! Visiting an old acquaintance not too long for this world if I know Jess.

flumpsy · #**420** 5th September 2017, 02:04

^ Investigating a murder of course !!

Sorry, it has to be done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1QJ8ijnNxM