Re-definitions (or neologisms if you're fancy) game

[Appear]

We start with a word and then change a few letters to give it a new, interesting/unexpected/funny/ definition. We'll aim for a minimum of 10 redefinitions before switching it up.

E.g. we start with orgasm

And we come up with:

1. Loregasm - a sudden outburst from a franchise fan detailing all the ways a new instalment doesn't respect the franchise's lore.

2. Orchasm - the orgasm attainment gap.

3. Orgasmmmmmmmm - wishful thinking.

Let's continue with this one...

[Jam do Bronx]

4. Orangutasm - A form of beastiality involving ginger primates.

[Jam do Bronx]

5. Awegasm - Experienced by woman after a night with Jam.

[Mr. Nobody]

Doorjasm ~ when your junk gets caught in the crack of a closing door

[Mr. Nobody]

Poorgaz'm ~ the sight of an ageing and disheveled Paul Gascoigne trying to relive his past glories by trying to buy coke from an undercover policewoman in a pub.

[biscuits]

8. rawgasm - the joy one gets from being in the presence of raw carrots and courgettes.

[biscuits]

9. downpourgasm - kryptonite for rain lovers anonymous

[Jam do Bronx]

10. Floorspasms - Earthquake.

[biscuits]

11. choregasm - when he draws me like one of his French vacuum cleaners

[Mr. Nobody]

Boregasm : when the jiggling has gone on too long and you need to bring things swiftly to a natural conclusion.

[Mr. Nobody]

Sargasm: when your partner pretends that they think you are REALLY hot,

[Sisyphus]

Phworgasm: That intense feeling when you encounter someone (or something) who (that) presses all the right buttons.

Neolorgasm: The rush that you get from inventing a new word.

Origasm: The joy of erotic paper folding.

Orsigasm: What you get when you try too hard for too long.

Norgasm: When nothing turns you on. (One for the logicians amongst us.)

[Appear]

Damn. This one got going. Shall we try a different word?

Stockpiling

[Appear]

1. Chocpiling - my post-Easter diet.

[biscuits]

2. Cockpiling - when someone's chatting to fellas on Bumble, Tindr, and Plenty o'fish.

[biscuits]

3. clockpiling - when you keep a second set of clocks in drawer to swap over when the clocks change

[Mr. Nobody]

4 Smockpiling ~ the mosh pit at a morris-dance event.

[Mr. Nobody]

5) Sockpiling - a centipede's laundry basket

[anxiouslondoner]

6) Spockpiling - accumulating a large collection of Star Trek DVDs.

[biscuits]

7. Mockpiling - when you carry a notebook around with you to write down the ways to gently mock people the next time you see them.

[anewyear]

8. Flockpiling - making pillows from pigeons

[biscuits]

9. Frockpiling - when you wear all of your dresses at once to avoid paying the fee to take a suitcase on the plane.

[biscuits]

10. Crocpiling - when you take paper, a telescopic wax crayon, and telescopic tweezers to the zoo to safely make rubbings of crocodile skin to add to your collection.

[Sisyphus]

Storkpiling: What people who are paranoid about running out of margarine do. (Not to be confused with actually trying to create a pile of actual storks.)

Snotpiling: What some people do with old shoeboxes, so I am lead to believe.

[Appear]

Stocksmiling - taking lots of pictures of you smiling for gradual release on your social media, despite being emotionally dead inside.

[biscuits]

Rockpiling - when you want to fool people with the rocks that you've got, so they forget that you're still Jenny from the block.

[Clumsy*]

^Jenny from Forest Gump?

[biscuits]

^ Jennifer Lopez!


it's not like you to miss a pop culture reference, Clumsy

[anewyear]

Blocklockpiling - Jennifer Lopez wearing multiple hair weaves simultaneously, all purchased from her previous neighbourhood

[Clumsy*]

^^ lol shhhh Bix, don't tell everyone