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My five year old's imaginative play.
'Mummy, this is my poison shop. You have to pretend to be evil and come into my shop and ask for some poison to give to a good guy' 'Okay, can I have some poison please?' 'Who's it for?' 'Some guy. I don't like his face' 'Would you like some poison milkshake to give to him? Oooh, or this one! This one will make sure he's really dead' Also, this conversation: 'Oskar, you are my sunshine' 'No, I am your prince' 'No, you're my sunshine because you brighten up my day and make me happy' 'Yes, because the sun is so bright! But when I am grumpy...when I am grumpy, the darkness pushes the sun away...everything turns dark...and cold...doesn't it mummy?' Have I given birth to the antichrist? |
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This is the most hilarious and cutest thing I have seen in a long time, bless her cotton socks
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^^^The service dog
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Me: 'I'll just be downstairs, doing the ironing'
My five year old: 'Okay, mummy' *Two minutes late* 'MUMMY, WHERE ARE YOU?' 'I'm downstairs...doing the ironing' 'Oh...okay. Anyways, do you want to hear how loud I can fart?' |
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