Small things that annoy you (3)

[biscuits]

^ don't you send her gifs to tickle her into speeding up her reply?

[Rocket Spud]

Opening the windows wide before taking a shower to get some fresh air through and then, after closing them and sitting down, letting loose the smelliest fart imaginable. Someone needs to pioneer a fart vacuum of some sort that's integrated into seats or attached to a wall where you can excuse yourself and get up and fart into a fart extraction bum mould.

[genovese]

^
https://twitter.com/Extremelol_/stat...58066225529283

[Rocket Spud]

Lol, i'm not sure... that was far too loud to be believable!

[LittleMissMouse]

Shops that don't take cash, how is this even allowed.

[Mellie]

fruit flies!

[Percy]

Originally Posted by Mellie

fruit flies!

Yes, completely agree

[Tubbs]

I accidentally put my bare foot into a cat bowl (ceramic), broke it, and cut my foot. That was pretty annoying!

[anxiouslondoner]

My dad repeating his "funny stories" for the twentieth time and not noticing that he's the only person laughing. And my mum saying "Did I tell you about Mrs Thingy over the road?" Yes, only about thirty seven times already, Mum. I really have zero interest in small town gossip about a place I no longer live.
It's like they have to fill the void of silence with inane nonsense.

[Merry]

^^ Ouch!
My dogs reacted to a dog that woofed at them and because it had already almost passed us before it woofed, I wasn't expecting them to react to it, so when they did their rope leads pulled through my hands and have given me rope burn.
Pets causing minor injuries is pretty annoying, I concur

[Merry]

^^ Also ouch!
Do you ever tell them they're repeating themselves?
My dad is 84 and still telling me stories that I've known all my life, as if I've never heard them before.

[Laurel]

the best garages are always overbooked

[Amara 94]

When someone takes days to respond to a basic message

[biscuits]

Sneezes - those really loud, projectile ones that go everywhere.

Always when I'm tissue-less. When I'm driving, all over my phone, all over me just now.

I'm normally a dry sneezer, so this week is like what the snot?

Luckily my snot is always totally clear so it doesn't feel as disgusting.

[Appear]

^ I've been the same for the past two weeks. And ditto with the clear snot, which is actually quite beautiful in the way it glistens. I wonder if there's a way to dry and harden it to make us some snot diamonds? The amount that's coming out of me at the moment could rival a mine.

[Laurel]

Go on a walk and squirrels kept throwing acorns at me. So I came home. Arseholes.

[biscuits]

^ what! Like out of a tree, they just pelted you with acorns?

When I was helping to dig up earth on my sisters's allotment I dug up a walnut in its shell and the squirrels in the trees were furious about it. Sorry, furry little friends, I didn't know that was your secret stash.

[biscuits]

Originally Posted by Appear

^ I've been the same for the past two weeks. And ditto with the clear snot, which is actually quite beautiful in the way it glistens. I wonder if there's a way to dry and harden it to make us some snot diamonds? The amount that's coming out of me at the moment could rival a mine.

Nose grown diamonds. 100 % clarity and bogey free.

[Chess&Junkfood]

I guess Trigger Happy is more factual than I thought it was!

[biscuits]

Shin splints! I went for a brisk walk this evening and BAM! Attack of the shin splints. I was probably walking too fast.

I was hoping to get an early night tonight but my leg hurts a bit too much to be able to sleep.

[anxiouslondoner]

I've got someone coming to do a gas safety check today for the landlord.
Some time between now and 5pm.
FFS just come and get it over with, I hate stressing about having visitors.

[Dougella]

^ When they say that they almost always turn up at 4.45pm or something don't they. I'm usually desperate for the bathroom at that point having not wanted to go incase they knock on the door at that precise moment.

[biscuits]

When you put the oven on to cook dinner - potter about and return at the end of the cooking time. Only to realise you turned the fan on and turned up the temperature on the grill and not the oven so your dinner has been sitting in a cold oven and has not cooked at all

[Percy]

^Doh!

[Laurel]

Everything costs money
You want posh teabags- £4
You want a new mouse £8.99
You want a new cable £5.99
You want a new game £15
You want your car repaired £300
You want your car insured £350
You want a usb stick £5.99
You want a new blanket for winter £40

[biscuits]

I bought some fairly expensive dry shampoo (it's mint) and after one spray it just kept spraying like it's been possessed.

When I purchased it, I didn't get the receipt printed because of global warming. So the lady in boots said I could only have an exchange. That was fine. Of course when I tried the new bottle, the exact same thing happened again! Continually spraying. This time it was a particularly giggly fella at the tills and he let me have a refund.

[Laurel]

External temperature 8C and somehow someone has seen fit not to put the evening central heating on. Surreal.

[magnolia]

My partners mum has bought us a Dyson cordless vacuum.
It was delivered to our house. We tried it out . Unfortunately the hair removal roller thats come with it doesn't work. You'd think , fine ok just contact them to get a replacement but my partner is just making the situation harder by obsessing over it. He's been watching youtube vids of it , how to use it , how to use all the tools thats come with it. Re-watching them and Re-watching them.....ffs, He's got in a right temper with it when he couldn't open the cylinder to empty it....
He says 'oh I need to know what setting to use all the tools on ....I'm like does it matter???? It picks up dirt at the end of the day. On every setting.
He's meant to be phoning up Dyson to get a replacement part today but no, he's just been fiddling about with the thing and watching videos.
I'm having nothing to do with it anymore !! I give up

[magnolia]

Originally Posted by Laurel

Everything costs money
You want posh teabags- £4
You want a new mouse £8.99
You want a new cable £5.99
You want a new game £15
You want your car repaired £300
You want your car insured £350
You want a usb stick £5.99
You want a new blanket for winter £40

Tell me about.
I completely forgot to get our boiler serviced in the summer. I remembered the other day and thought great thats another to pay for

[Laurel]

How much does a boiler service cost?