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There was a young lady called Penny
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There was a young lady called Penny
who burped again and againy |
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There was a young lady called Penny
who burped again and againy The vicar was shocked |
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There was a young lady called Penny
who burped again and againy The vicar was shocked As her throat got blocked |
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There was a young lady called Penny
who burped again and againy The vicar was shocked As her throat got blocked During his sermon about Gethsemane |
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There once was a camel named Hannah
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There once was a camel named Hannah
I tried to ride her in a dainty manner |
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There once was a camel named Hannah
I tried to ride her in a dainty manner She said "now, no tricks!" |
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There once was a camel named Hannah
I tried to ride her in a dainty manner She said "now, no tricks!" cos i got ticks |
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There once was a camel named Hannah
I tried to ride her in a dainty manner She said "now, no tricks!" cos i got ticks I thought, "Good job I've got my spanner." |
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There once was a hippo called Barney
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There once was a hippo called Barney
Who choked on a buttercup sarnie |
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There once was a hippo called Barney
Who choked on a buttercup sarnie So they called for Heimlich |
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There once was a hippo called Barney
Who choked on a buttercup sarnie So they called for Heimlich Who did his life-saving trick Now he'll only eat chilli con carne |
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There once was a nun called annie
Who wished she could be a granny |
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There once was a nun called annie
Who wished she could be a granny She prayed day and night To the Lord that he might |
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There once was a nun called annie
Who wished she could be a granny She prayed day and night To the Lord that he might find babs at the cash n carry |
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My aunt had no hair and a squint
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My aunt had no hair and a squint
and a big fat cigar like Clint |
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My aunt had no hair and a squint
and a big fat cigar like Clint but she bakes a mean cake |
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My aunt had no hair and a squint
and a big fat cigar like Clint but she bakes a mean cake So for Heaven's sake |
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^ Nice one!
I was shocked when I read in the paper |
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I was shocked when I read in the paper
That Madonna had tried to Sellotape her |
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There was a young lady from Tadcaster
Who for her dinner had pasta |
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There was a young lady from Tadcaster
Who for her dinner had pasta Upon inspection of her culinery |
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There was a young lady from Tadcaster
Who for her dinner had pasta Upon inspection of her culinary skills which she learned in a nunnery |
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There was a young lady from Tadcaster Who for her dinner had pasta Upon inspection of her culinary skills which she learned in a nunnery This limerick has gawn to buggery! |
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I have an extremely large bottom
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I have an extremely large bottom
All the best ladies have got 'em |
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I have an extremely large bottom
All the best ladies have got 'em I like to shake it But some people mistake it |
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