Limericks game

[Mr_Bean]

There was a month called December
A month I hardly remember
For I drunk too much Rum

[Oatmeal]

There once was a month called December
A month I can hardly remember
For I drunk too much Rum
My brain, it went numb
But it seems that I burned off my member

[Mr_Bean]

There was a guy called Ted,

[Oatmeal]

there was a guy called Ted
with a 360 degree turning head

[Mr_Bean]

There was a guy called Ted
with a 360 degree turning head
Alas did he not know,

[Boc11]

Which way to blow

[Winnie57]

There was a guy called Ted
with a 360 degree turning head
Alas did he not know,
Which way to blow
He knew not if he followed or led

[Oatmeal]

I spent new years eve with my dogs

[Mr_Bean]

I spent new years eve with my dogs
They got over-excited, and chased the mogs

[Winnie57]

I spent new years eve with my dogs
They got over-excited, and chased the mogs
So I gave them a pill

[Mr_Bean]

I spent new years eve with my dogs
They got over-excited, and chased the mogs
So I gave them a pill
And they got Ill..

[Winnie57]

I spent new years eve with my dogs
They got over-excited, and chased the mogs
So I gave them a pill
And they got Ill..
And spent New Year's Day in the bogs

[Oatmeal]

A tabloid reported on squatters

[Winnie57]

A tabloid reported on squatters
And made out they were such dirty rotters

[Mr_Bean]

Originally Posted by Winnie57

A tabloid reported on squatters
And made out they were such dirty rotters

For squatting in public places,

[Winnie57]

A tabloid reported on squatters
And made out they were such dirty rotters
For squatting in public places
And leaving behind their faeces

[Mr_Bean]

A tabloid reported on squatters
And made out they were such dirty rotters
For squatting in public places
And leaving behind their faeces
it just had to be noted, in the daily jotters.

[Winnie57]

A young man who lived on a hill

[Mr_Bean]

A young man who lived on a hill
Took a very big pill

[Winnie57]

A young man who lived on a hill
Took a very big pill
It got stuck in his throat

[Mr_Bean]

A young man who lived on a hill
Took a very big pill
It got stuck in his throat
'Help me' he wrote,

[Winnie57]

If you eat too much peanut butter

[Mr_Bean]

If you eat too much peanut butter
Your heart will go into a flutter

[Mr_Bean]

If you eat too much peanut butter
Your heart will go into a flutter
Instead eat marmite
Otherwise turn into a stalactite

[Winnie57]

In the days before I was born

[Mr_Bean]

In the days before I was born
My mother, did play the horn,
Upon a day she ate an orange,

[Mr_Bean]

haha someone said nothing rhymes with orange. Ok I'll fill in the next line.

In the days before I was born
My mother, did play the horn,
Upon a day she ate an orange,
Along came a man called Aurr Benj, (aww beeennjjj)

[Winnie57]

In the days before I was born
My mother, did play the horn,
Upon a day she ate an orange,
Along came a man called Aurr Benj,
And they eloped to Seville before dawn

[Mr_Bean]

There was a silly person from Dundee,

[dlm026]

who liked to put bean juice in tea