Small things that make you smile - Page 17

indiegirl1980 · #**481** 11th January 2013, 19:50

Stuff what's made me smile this week:

Helen Lederer on Splash! -'Helen, feet together and FALL FORWARDS!'

Miranda on Monday, especially Mr Butternut

A picture in the Metro of an American Competition of puppies playing football.

A letter from someone in my local paper saying that they were emigrating to North Korea to escape from Stephen Fry. 'He was on tv , radio and adverts 198 times over Xmas, I'm frightened to open my wardrobe in case he's in there'.

An article in Metro about an American student who dresses a squirrel up in hats.

Hades · #**482** 11th January 2013, 19:57

Watching obese people eat.

diplodocus · #**483** 11th January 2013, 20:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Severian

Watching obese people eat.

That's a bit mean

Lenore86 · #**484** 11th January 2013, 20:42

Watching terrible horrors that are so bad they are entertaining

Tom123 · #**485** 14th January 2013, 13:45

The little shiver I get when I really need to go for a slash and to really concentrate as to not unleash my watery load while I undo my belt and buttons. Feels good. Almost.. too good.

Polygon · #**486** 15th January 2013, 11:42

John Krasinski's beard.

Beard + Glasses + Messy hair = Perfection *sighs*

Apathy · #**487** 15th January 2013, 11:48

My cats.

FunkyMonkey · #**488** 15th January 2013, 13:27

My £198 giro that just came thro the post

Polygon · #**489** 15th January 2013, 16:53

Joe27 · #**490** 15th January 2013, 19:05

The Axolotl

TommyGun · #**491** 15th January 2013, 19:08

^They turn into Salamanders is if you inject them with iodine, do with that info what you will.

ghost.of.an.englishman · #**492** 17th January 2013, 14:28

Bret saying Christian Grey is what Patrick would have become if he settled with Jean, hah.

Omar Little · #**493** 17th January 2013, 15:02

^Who are those people?

Polygon · #**494** 17th January 2013, 21:07

aVoice2use · #**495** 17th January 2013, 22:31

the combined 'quality of person' on big brother

Sebby Debby Ding Dong · #**496** 17th January 2013, 22:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mousey

i need one saying burn my entire room and destroy my harddrives :P

Tom123 · #**497** 18th January 2013, 10:15

'My Grandmother is expecting 10 inches tonight'.

Lucky woman.

Rane · #**498** 18th January 2013, 14:12

My chunky new Sharpie pen...that I can SEE

(the writing that is, the pen itself is not a ghost or anything)

Tom123 · #**499** 18th January 2013, 18:44

Every time I hear or read anything containing 'this is outrageous' I instantly think of Peep Show and start singing Jeremy's song in my head.

Alex652 · #**500** 20th January 2013, 23:04

The sexual innuendos in James Bond films.

Bond is such a cunning linguist.

MeMyself&I · #**501** 21st January 2013, 02:26

The gigantic mug I use for tea.

Tom123 · #**502** 22nd January 2013, 19:45

Rude football chants.

This one is excellent.

aVoice2use · #**503** 22nd January 2013, 21:28

snow flakes

Left Of The Dial · #**504** 22nd January 2013, 21:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom123

Every time I hear or read anything containing 'this is outrageous' I instantly think of Peep Show and start singing Jeremy's song in my head.

Ha, I do this too.

Pablo Huntsbach · #**505** 23rd January 2013, 16:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by CornflakeGirl

Eccentric dog walkers in the woods. I've just met Señor Chang's doppelgänger.

Did you ask him if he had a sick night? Wait, I'm mixing up different characters played by Ken Jeong...

Apathy · #**506** 24th January 2013, 02:07

Watching my two cats.

Polygon · #**507** 25th January 2013, 09:56

Spock · #**508** 25th January 2013, 22:47

Pablo Huntsbach · #**509** 29th January 2013, 16:59

Bruce Willis's ridiculous looking goth kid wig that he wears for about 3 seconds in Looper.

Joe27 · #**510** 29th January 2013, 19:58

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