#212
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Re: Limericks game
I cant make a limerick that's not rude
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#214
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I cant make a limerick that's not rude
I meant to write one about food I dont like to be crude |
#215
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I cant make a limerick that's not rude
I meant to write one about food I dont like to be crude and i'm not really a prude |
#216
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I cant make a limerick that's not rude
I meant to write one about food I dont like to be crude and i'm not really a prude but i do eat my food in the nude |
#217
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Re: Limericks game
there once was a man from peru
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#219
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there once was a man from peru
Who kept on needing the loo to wee it was fine |
#220
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there once was a man from peru
Who kept on needing the loo to wee it was fine and to poo was devine |
#221
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there once was a man from peru
Who kept on needing the loo to wee it was fine and to poo was devine but he could never do number 1 without 2 |
#222
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I once knew a lady from france
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#224
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She had an awful lot
Her greenhouse was very hot |
#225
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I once knew a lady from france
Who hired me to water her plants She had an awful lot Her greenhouse was very hot so i grew myself loads of nice pot |
#226
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^
The last line has to rhyme with the first two, like: I once knew a lady from france Who hired me to water her plants She had an awful lot Her greenhouse was hot And t'was there that I asked her to dance |
#228
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Re: Limericks game
I once met Cruella DeVille
who told me she was on the pill |
#230
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I once met Cruella DeVille
who told me she was on the pill. I'm a principaled guy, and tho i am bi |
#235
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There was a parrot called John Francis Albert Jimmy Louis Stephenson,
who showed a great deal of interest in the phone hacking enquiry chaired by Leveson Each night did it squirk And do paperwork |
#239
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Re: Limericks game
There once was a man from Del Monte
Who each night devised a new font. Some were curly and frilly And some just plain silly But he could draw any font that you'd want I'm far too sweaty and hot |