Limericks game

[Oatmeal]

I do love a big plate of spaghetti
Served up with a slice of fried yeti
but it can make me sick
when I encounter it's prick
So I lop it off with my machete

[constructiongirl]

I cant make a limerick that's not rude

[Oatmeal]

I cant make a limerick that's not rude
I meant to write one about food

[mossieman]

I cant make a limerick that's not rude
I meant to write one about food
I dont like to be crude

[constructiongirl]

I cant make a limerick that's not rude
I meant to write one about food
I dont like to be crude
and i'm not really a prude

[mossieman]

I cant make a limerick that's not rude
I meant to write one about food
I dont like to be crude
and i'm not really a prude
but i do eat my food in the nude

[constructiongirl]

there once was a man from peru

[Mr_Bean]

Who kept on needing the loo

[mossieman]

there once was a man from peru
Who kept on needing the loo
to wee it was fine

[constructiongirl]

there once was a man from peru
Who kept on needing the loo
to wee it was fine
and to poo was devine

[mossieman]

there once was a man from peru
Who kept on needing the loo
to wee it was fine
and to poo was devine
but he could never do number 1 without 2

[mossieman]

I once knew a lady from france

[Oatmeal]

I once knew a lady from france
Who hired me to water her plants

[DaughterOfTheRains]

She had an awful lot
Her greenhouse was very hot

[mossieman]

I once knew a lady from france
Who hired me to water her plants
She had an awful lot
Her greenhouse was very hot
so i grew myself loads of nice pot

[Oatmeal]

^
The last line has to rhyme with the first two, like:

I once knew a lady from france
Who hired me to water her plants
She had an awful lot
Her greenhouse was hot
And t'was there that I asked her to dance

[Oatmeal]

I once met Cruella DeVille

[mossieman]

I once met Cruella DeVille
who told me she was on the pill

[Oatmeal]

I once met Cruella DeVille
who told me she was on the pill.
I'm a principaled guy,

[mossieman]

I once met Cruella DeVille
who told me she was on the pill.
I'm a principaled guy,
and tho i am bi

[Mr_Bean]

I once met Cruella DeVille
who told me she was on the pill.
I'm a principaled guy,
and tho i am bi
I took her to dinner, and ate all her meal.

[Mr_Bean]

There was a parrot called John Francis Albert Jimmy Louis Stephenson,

[Oatmeal]

There was a parrot called John Francis Albert Jimmy Louis Stephenson,
who showed a great deal of interest in the phone hacking enquiry chaired by Leveson

[Mr_Bean]

^ very good.

There was a parrot called John Francis Albert Jimmy Louis Stephenson,
who showed a great deal of interest in the phone hacking enquiry chaired by Leveson
Each night did it squirk

[Oatmeal]

There was a parrot called John Francis Albert Jimmy Louis Stephenson,
who showed a great deal of interest in the phone hacking enquiry chaired by Leveson
Each night did it squirk
And do paperwork

[Mr_Bean]

Who each night devised a new font,

[Oatmeal]

There once was a man from Del Monte
Who each night devised a new font.
Some were curly and frilly

[Oatmeal]

There once was a man from Del Monte
Who each night devised a new font.
Some were curly and frilly
And some just plain silly

[Mr Spud]

There once was a man from Del Monte
Who each night devised a new font.
Some were curly and frilly
And some just plain silly
But he could draw any font that you'd want


I'm far too sweaty and hot

[Winnie57]

I'm far too sweaty and hot
And at work I am losing the plot