Small things that make you smile

[Sid]

Originally Posted by hi =]

My little 4 yr old bro tieing my shoe laces in the middle of ASDA

oh dear

My son this morning ....

Son...OMG why is she watching the marketing chanel? Why on earth would anyone do that!
Me... I don't know, she just likes them
Son.... Well this is not worth watching, not like the x5
Me.... the what?

(x5 advert suddenly comes on)

Son .... It's the x5 steam mop!!!
"goes to school all happy"


Was even funnier when later my little girly suddenly jumps off the sofa in her dressing gown and starts pulling body builder poses, Hope she doesn't ask for an "Insanity" t shirt for christmas

God my kids are strange

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^ (Your son's right, though - the X5 demo is worth watching)

[Flowerbomb]

atos probably

[FunkyMonkey]

ur kids sound fun sid ^_^

buy him the x5 mop for xmas, lets see if hes still smiling - im so mean ^_^

my little bro always smashes his fists together and says "HULK SMASHHH" XD

[Flowerbomb]

on the bus back from atos some bloke/lad said summat funny to his mate i smiled to myself & stopped myself from laughing think hesaw, wen he got off the bus with his mate he said to his mate i wonder if i wil b able to make jenny smile his mate was like what?? i didnt look. who the f is jenny lol

[Laura Palmer]

Breaking into a perfectly cooked poached egg, full of bursting, yokey gooeyness.

[Kevin Hodge]

^ iVe never really got into poaching em, i love em fried or boiled tho

[Caribou]

Originally Posted by Ryan_

I cannot poach eggs. It's not within the spectrum of my powerz. I just soft boil them and peel to approximate the effect. I feel bad about that. Real bad.

Clean sheets make me smile.

I have a microwave egg poacher but it's rubbish

[Laura Palmer]

^I've been a boiler and a scrambler many a year but have have tried poached ones this week for first time and have have come out perfect, 3 out of 4 times, so not as scary as as they seem.. The yolkey ooziness escaping as you break the egg white is the best part...I think i'm addicted lol

[Kevin Hodge]

egg are truly epic, the yellow bursting forth is such a win :,)

i had a posh brekkie once and they poached the eggs and served with some sort of vinaigrette, it was teh secks

[buttonlane]

My cravat makes me smile. I get it out when ever I can. I'll be wearing one for sunday, am going into town for a couple of well fitting shirts today to go with the cravat. I love dressing up.

[Tom123]

^ Excellent. I think I am going to get myself one after I've found a pocketwatch I like.

I'll probably look like the biggest dick but I'm not really sure I care.

[buttonlane]

^ I affectionately call myself the prat in the cravat but I actually look good, which is a rarity. You wont look like a dick trust me on that, I always get compliments when I go out. (which right now is once every 2 months...but im working on it.) Nobody wears cravats so it makes em a little bit quirky but eye catching and at the same time, functional with a hint of luxury.

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Originally Posted by Moomin

I wonder where it went

Probably sticking out of the backside of whoever made it wear those wellies

[Medea]

My cat purring.

[Amelia Rosae]

I was Googling 'sa uk' 'cause I was already on google and this came up http://sauk.org/

[Flowerbomb]

Originally Posted by Oyasumi

I was Googling 'sa uk' 'cause I was already on google and this came up http://sauk.org/

[Pablo Huntsbach]

For people that can't live without sexahol... They have a ton of sex and get away with this kind of grammatical buffoonery? I can't stand for that...

[Omar Little]

Being told off for 'colouring outside the lines'.

Making one of my nieces believe that the correct way to pronounce purple is 'poiple'.

[Rane]

The fact that my old PC TV card finally sold on ebay. I shall be ordering new guitar strings this very eve

[Alex652]

Pre-ordering something and forgetting all about it, so its a nice surprise when it arrives.

[Flowerbomb]

Originally Posted by Alex652

Pre-ordering something and forgetting all about it, so its a nice surprise when it arrives.

Sweet I can't remember what day it is these days lol

[indiegirl1980]

A cunie-cunie pig.

I saw one on Countryfile and I was wondering if the bloke who bred it had heard of Babe and got a bit confused. 'I'm gonna breed me a sheep pig'.

Basically, it's a woolly pig! I want one!

[Pablo Huntsbach]

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews...04-220812.html

LONDON, ON -- Stickers.

That***8217;s the tactic officials at Mother Teresa Catholic Secondary School are using to cover up a former student***8217;s revealing yearbook stunt.

In a photo of the school***8217;s news team, the group responsible for producing the morning announcements, one student unzipped his pants, putting his testicles on display for the camera.

The act went unnoticed by staff until yearbooks were handed out to the school of 1,300 students last Friday.

When school officials noticed the yearbook contained nudity, the school stopped handing it out, with 360 copies left.

The eyebrow-raising photo will be replaced with a sticker of a Photoshopped version of the same image, which has been doctored to hide the student***8217;s exposed parts.

***8220;They***8217;re going to put in those permanent stickers right on top of the old picture so it won***8217;t wreck the page or the photo,***8221; said John Boles, spokesman for the London District Catholic school board.

The company that published the yearbook is covering the cost of the stickers.

Students who already received a yearbook can get a sticker to put over the image if they wish, Boles said.

The stickers are expected to arrive at Mother Teresa on Thursday and staff hope to begin sticking them into the yearbooks Friday.

While students are responsible for putting together the yearbook, they work closely with a staff adviser, Boles said.

The school***8217;s administration sent an apology letter home to parents Tuesday.

[Akira]

^ lol! I bet those yearbooks are worth more now

[ghost.of.an.englishman]

Fergie's recent bizarre rants. Is he ok? :/

[Pablo Huntsbach]

I bloody love American Movie…

[DarenA37]

My nieces YouTube videos LMFAO

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[Omar Little]

Originally Posted by PRH1987

I bloody love American Movie…

It's alright, it's okay, there's something to live for... Jesus told me so!
It's got a concrete place in my top ten favourite films!
I remember seeing it on tv when I was about 18 and having to wait years and years until I came across it again, it didn't help that I forgot the name of it in that time. I fell in love with those characters, man.
Have you seen Coven? It's dreadful.