Small things that make you smile

[endo_endo]

Originally Posted by mark101

now that's false advertising i played that game, a plumber never jumped out on me

[Truthseeker]

Living in a chav area - the locals used to call me "professor" or say that I looked like their tutor or youth offending worker

[T]

A nice soak in the bath after getting rained on all day and getting soaked to my bills in work

[TommyGun]

Originally Posted by CornflakeGirl

Daniel Agger has today signed a new long-term contract with Liverpool: http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/late...t-new-contract

w00t.

He'll blow his acl now lol, very injury prone.

[TommyGun]

Originally Posted by CornflakeGirl

Don't jinx us!

Hes a binger anyway.

[T]

Originally Posted by CornflakeGirl

Daniel Agger has today signed a new long-term contract with Liverpool: http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/late...t-new-contract

w00t

Yay thats very good news also i think they're making long contracts for the youngsters like Sterling and Suso etc...

Originally Posted by SubZero

He'll blow his acl now lol, very injury prone.

Don't say that

[T]

Originally Posted by mark101

It better be a big fat deal for sterling,isn't he the 17yrold who already has 3-4 kiddies by different women

aye i think he has two and one on the way.... from two different girls

[StimulationofChaos]

The 'when threads get heated' thread being removed for discussion I see. There's a irony in that, made me chuckle.

[cymruambyth26]

Cardiff City being on Sky Sports 2 tomorrow night at 5:20pm. It means I don't have to spend half an hour trying to find the correct radio channel to listen to commentary

[BusterBluth]

Verne Troyer, Warwick Davis and Peter Dinklage.

[Omar Little]

My five year old niece eating her baby sister's chocolate and excusing it by saying: 'She doesn't like chocolate, she wants to stay healthy.' Her little sister can hardly talk yet, 'wants to stay healthy' lol.

[endo_endo]

Originally Posted by CornflakeGirl

watch out for H.Ks

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CornflakeGirls avatars.

[StoneyStone]

Forgot my T-mobile login details but guessed them right

[Progress]

At the end of the funeral I went to the other day they played 'Always look on the Bright Side of Life'. Wasn't sure at the time if it was appropriate but it lifted to mood a bit.

[Flowerbomb]

Children

[Rocket Spud]

I discovered that i had won a free bar of chocolate when i opened my snickers wrapper yesterday

1 in 6 chance with 'mars chocolate' bars. I think i'll quit while i'm ahead

[Flowerbomb]

Originally Posted by mark101

Too right

[azura]

My parrot's biscuit breath in my face, as he's giving me kisses.

[azura]

^ He gives kisses when he wants something. But he has had the end of my nose off before (not completely - but there was a flap. Has healed now).

[azura]

^ He also humps my hand and then bites me when I don't let him. Naughty boy.

[azura]

Haha, I thought you might be.

[Flowerbomb]

Originally Posted by mark101

^ i didn't know they gave kisses,i'm thinking sharp beak!

Mine does the kiss noise pwutt pwutt, I dont go anywhere near it though, it does bite never gave it the choice to bite me.

[Flowerbomb]

Yeah I dont really want it do you? Green Amazon

[azura]

Aww, Amazons are lovely. Parrots are such hard work though, aren't they? Worse than having a toddler.

[Flowerbomb]

You have to hoover every day cos of the mess no hassel, my dogs are hard work got a 1 yr & 2 yr staffy love them to bits though, the barking can annoy you cos I live on a busy street so each time they think someone perhaps is coming to the house when they are not, woof woof

[azura]

My parrot terrorises my dogs. You can often find him riding round on one of their backs, like a little jockey - and laughing.
He needs constant entertaining or he screams. I have to build towers and bridges out of wooden bricks for him to knock down. I also have to dance and sing songs that I've made up for him, every night or he won't go to bed. He'll only eat when I'm eating, and I have scars everywhere from where he's bitten me. I love him dearly but I'd never get another parrot, knowing what I know now. I sent him away to parrot rehab once, for two weeks and he came back worse. He just runs round the place like a lunatic.

[Flowerbomb]

What type of parrot have you got, african greys are nice

[azura]

Senegal. Small with a huge attitude.

[azura]

Yep, he's a nightmare. I don't have a clue here he gets it from.