Small things that make you smile

[Rocket Spud]

^ Thanks.... Something tells me you googled for penis acorns immediately afterwards

[Clementine]

[kirbycrackle]

Putting the heating on when it's cold outside an you get that tingly sensation on your skin as you warm up

[A Whimsical Stranger]

My kid at bedtime tonight.

'I love you so much mummy. I will never ever ever hate you. But I hate vegebles though. Night night mummy darling'.

[Ajax Amsterdam]

Originally Posted by Vienna

My dog carrying a biscuit in her mouth ,just walking around the house with it, posing , like its treasure

Our dog does that.
He will pick up a chew or something then parade around showing it off to everyone. We all have to praise him and his 'kill'. Sometimes when I'm in bed he will trot in with something in his mouth and only toddles off after he gets some praise.

[flumpsy]

^ I laid bubblewrap on my landing recently, left over from ebaying. Every time I go to the loo in the middle of the night I forget and I cheer myself up with some pop pop pop. Its the small things in life that make it worth living I find.

[wd40mk17.4]

I tidied up today. no longer having slovenly surroundings made me smile.

[flumpsy]

^ Its that huge stuff for big boxes.

We once laid an entire floor and ran over it in wheeled office chairs. Obviously it ended in tears but it was fun until we started playing 2 player.

You can get battery powered keyring electric bubble wrap too, it seemed like a good idea but that was a very long christmas day once my dad opened that I can tell you.

[newbs16]

This evening I was driving home and saw two schoolboys walking home, I think they must have been brothers. The youngest was carrying a big bag, he looked tiny, the older brother took his bag off him and started carrying it probably because it was heavy. I thought it was a very kind of him.

[flumpsy]

^ every 50 presses it made a fart instead. My dad is getting on a bit and this seemed like a good reason to keep on going until the next fart, and then the next, and then..... you get the idea.

Tough day for flumpsy.

[kirbycrackle]

^ what's the 'm word' ? Maltesers? I get butterflies when maltesers are mentioned.

[Ajax Amsterdam]

^^
What is this 'M' word you speak of?

[Ajax Amsterdam]

^^^
Not THE 'M' word?
Do you take this Vienna/Rummy for your lawful wedded.....

[Fluorescent Grey]

^^^^
Then my partner, comforting me and mentioned Margaret Thatcher. Gave me butterflies in my tummy.

Then my partner, comforting me and mentioned mustard. Gave me butterflies in my tummy.

Then my partner, comforting me and mentioned myrmecology. Gave me butterflies in my tummy.

Then my partner, comforting me and mentioned massive dinghies. Gave me butterflies in my tummy.

Got to be one of these.

[Franz of Franzylvania]

I have a mate called Bennie who is in love with a minotaur, but it wasn't meant to be. How could the love between a minotaur and a clown ever survive in this judgemental society?

[Franz of Franzylvania]

^Yeah, but I suppose it's hard when you're the matriarch of a mob family to allow your kids to be who they are and not try and force them to follow the mob path. Sad, really.

[Franz of Franzylvania]

^ I've only just noticed that!

[Fluorescent Grey]

^ You know a couple of days later I thought that the m-word might be marriage rather than mustard. Seems obvious now but honestly didn't cross my mind at the time. Margaret Thatcher doesn't give you butterflies in your tummy?

[Ajax Amsterdam]

Originally Posted by Fluorescent Grey

^ You know a couple of days later I thought that the m-word might be marriage rather than mustard. Seems obvious now but honestly didn't cross my mind at the time. Margaret Thatcher doesn't give you butterflies in your tummy?

Thatcher does many things to my tummy, but butterflies ain't one of them.

@Vienna. If the Rumster were to propose officially, would you say yes?

You can answer here. It's private and he'll never see this. Honest!

[Ajax Amsterdam]

^
Ah, yes. I'm with you on the whole wedding day fuss, thing. To be honest, that aspect puts me off too. Mind you, my partner has already been married once and if we got married she would rather us just do it on a beach in the Caribbean without any fuss at all. I could go for that. Maybe you and the Rumster could get married at the peak of Cat Bells in the Lakes or something like that. No fuss, just you two and a few passing hikers as witnesses.

[Jam]

Chatting with my daughter. She said something, I replied by saying "Why?", then she said "You don't say 'Why', you say 'Pardon'."

[newbs16]

This would make me smile

[A Whimsical Stranger]

Getting my kid ready for bed.

'You're making a big mess and I've just cleaned up in here'. He responds, 'well, you'll just have to do it again tomorrow'.

Such sass. So proud.

[newbs16]

^ That's really nice of them, I hope you find your cat.

[Clementine]

My daft dog. I just found a Pedigree Jumbone under my pillow.

[newbs16]

^ He sounds nice

[A Whimsical Stranger]

I showed my kid my medusa piercing (lifted my lip up to show the bar going right through) and he started gagging.

[A Whimsical Stranger]

My four year old (feels weird typing that)...

'Owwwww, mummy you're hurting meeeee!'
'I only wiped your face, stop being such a drama queen'
'Mummy that is wrong, I am a boy so I'm a drama king'

'Just try it! Every wee boy and girl loves spaghetti bolognese'
'That's not true. I'm a wee boy and I don't like it, so only some do.'

'Look, I've finished all my tea! Can I have ice cream now?'
'No you haven't, you've left half of it.'
'Abracadabra! My tea is invisible.'

How did I live without him for so long?

[Mr. Nobody]

^
Ha-ha
Your son's replies gave me a laugh,
I love the innocent way young children see things

[Ronnie_Pickering]

baa
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