How many Push-Ups can you do in one go?

[Jam]

You heard

[MLP James]

Uh, 3, maybe 4. I'm not even joking, I wish I was, but I'm not.

[Jam]

Originally Posted by MLP James

Uh, 3, maybe 4. I'm not even joking, I wish I was, but I'm not.

That's not bad for a pony

[Rocket Spud]

Think i could possibly crank out 45 ish, but they'd be fast-paced ones (except the last few, killer ones). I weigh just under 12st ... i've got long arms too.

I can also bench press a Kylie Minogue, just FYI

[iTz0kt0Bu]

Probably 30, I dont do them much anymore. @ my best I've done about 50 but thats hard for me.

[Jam]

Originally Posted by Rocket Spud

Think i could possibly crank out 45 ish, but they'd be fast-paced ones (except the last few, killer ones). I weigh just under 12st ... i've got long arms too.

I can also bench press a Kylie Minogue, just FYI

Lol, how much does she weight in kg's?

[Rocket Spud]

^ It varies depending on how much time we've spent together

Nah, judging by her size .. i'd say between 44-52kg

[dear wolf]

^Some weeks she has an extra pound of Botox in her face. (Haha that might be the bitchiest thing I've ever written, I feel bad.)

Re: How many Push-Ups can you do in one go?

Just did 20 and wasn't exactly loving it at the end. I'm very out of shape and carrying an extra ~3 stone in lard. Stupid binge-eating bastard.

[hellotiger]

I can do 0 and I've never been able to do one. Stupid weak arms.
When I'm in the push up position my arms just won't bend, when I attempt to lower myself I just face plant.

[Rocket Spud]

Originally Posted by dear wolf

^Some weeks she has an extra pound of Botox in her face.



Just did 20 and wasn't exactly loving it at the end. I'm very out of shape and carrying an extra ~3 stone in lard. Stupid binge-eating bastard.

I wouldn't mind an extra few pounds of her botox on my face (let's stop it here, eh )

20 ain't bad if your carrying extra weight. I think i'm the ideal weight for my height but if i was to put 40ish lbs on and then try push ups, i'd doubt i'll do any better.

Originally Posted by hellotiger

I can do 0 and I've never been able to do one. Stupid weak arms.
When I'm in the push up position my arms just won't bend, when I attempt to lower myself I just face plant.

You could try the easier ones, of resting on your knees rather than pivoting on your toes.

Good effort though

[hellotiger]

Originally Posted by Rocket Spud

You could try the easier ones, of resting on your knees rather than pivoting on your toes.

Good effort though

Ok I'll try that one and report back.


Owww can't do it got a bruise on my knee! Did one though yay improvement!

[Pandapop]

I can never do them, my bum sticks out too much.

[daveysurfy]

da f*k are pushups?
Do you mean press ups, or pull ups?

[Jam]

Originally Posted by daveysurfy

Do you mean press ups, or pull ups?

What? Push ups and press ups are the same thing.

[Jam]

Originally Posted by Pandapop

I can never do them, my bum sticks out too much.

Amazing.

[Jam]

Originally Posted by Rocket Spud

^ It varies depending on how much time we've spent together

Nah, judging by her size .. i'd say between 44-52kg

I'm gonna bench press Kyle next time I see her.

[David K]

Originally Posted by jam

What? Push ups and press ups are the same thing.

Depends where you come from. Round our way we say "Repetitive Gravity Rebellion Failure".

[Jam]

Originally Posted by David K

Depends where you come from. Round our way we say 'Repetitive Gravity Rebellion Failure'.

Lol, where I come from we call it "repeatedly pushing the earth away from you"

[David K]

Or "Look I'm a Harrier Jump-Jet Oh Wait I'm Not"

[Saponara_Immobile]

did some the other day for the first time in years actually, think I stopped on about 30. Don't really remember what I used to do, maybe around 50.

[David K]

I'm not even going to try because I have a feeling my arms will snap like twiglets.

[Jam]

Originally Posted by David K

Or "Look I'm a Harrier Jump-Jet Oh Wait I'm Not"

In certain regions of Botswana, push ups are known as "air humpings".

[XQMan]

i can do 12 with my right hand. i don't have a left hand anymore because my ex wife chopped it off.

[Defiance]

>9000

[kingandduck]

I try and do 3 sets of 50 every other night. Reckon I could do about 80 if I was only doing one set.

It's pretty easy to build yourself up if you do them regularly gradually increasing the amount every week.

The most underrated exercise!

[Kevin Hodge]

Anyone having any luck figuring out what this thread is really about?

[Jam]

Originally Posted by Kevin Hodge

Anyone having any luck figuring out what this thread is really about?

Push ups is prison lingo for m**turbating, but everyone seems to be talking about exercise for some reason.

[BritishPeace]

Approx 1-2

[aVoice2use]

^ ah this is where Kylie Minogue come in - makes me work faster!

[lad]

I think my records 5 million but on average I do a few thousand a day.